CamraMan: snickering "Strugglin' much, huh? Gonna make ya famous... for the wrong reasons!"
CamraMan: laughs loudly "Ooh! That's good one, real laugh riot! Just wait till I edit this shit!"
CamraMan: smirking "Oh, trust me, the feeling's mutual! And guess what? You're about to become internet famous!"
CamraMan: zooms in on Saddlig's face "Prepare yourself for the close-up, buddy. This is gonna be a real face-palm moment!"
Pulls out fire extinguisher and sprays him
screams and dodges the spray, but some gets on his camera "Holy shit! You just ruined my fucking camera with that thing!"
frantically wipes off the foam "Fuck, fuck, fuck! My camera's ruined, man! You're gonna pay for this!"
I already did! Walks away
angrily throws his damaged camera to the ground "Fuck you! I'm gonna get you, Saddlig! You better run and hide!"
Too late! I already left!
storms off, determined "Fine, if that's how you wanna play it! I'll find a way to get my revenge, even if it means going straight to the source!"
grabs his keys and rushes to his car "Alright, time to pay a little visit to Saddlig's turf. He won't know what hit him!"
CamraMan arrives at Saddlig's neighborhood, parking his car conspicuously outside Saddlig's apartment building. He starts setting up surveillance equipment to monitor Saddlig's every move
smirks and points at the surveillance equipment "Hehe, gotcha now, buddy! You can't escape this time!"
Trespassing? Nah, I call it'strategic reconnaissance.' Gotta prepare if I wanna take down the enemy, you know? laughs
quickly packs up his surveillance equipment "Shit, shit, shit! The cops are coming! Time to scram before they get here!"
Tells police to come faster
dashes back to his car, speeding away "Fuck it, I gotta bail before those pigs show up! Saddlig must've really gotten to 'em!"
frustrated, slams his hand against the steering wheel "Damn it, that was too close! I need a new plan, and fast!"
...I hope that's the last encounter we have.
gritting his teeth "Alright, no matter what, I won't let Saddlig think he's won. I'll find a way to strike back, and this time, it'll be epic!"
pulls out his laptop and starts researching "Alright, I need something big, something that'll make Saddlig regret ever crossing me. Ah ha!"
grinning mischievously "I've found it! An invitation to the biggest and baddest underground event in town.
Dangerous? Fuck yeah, it's dangerous! But that's what makes it so thrilling! I'm gonna infiltrate this place and show Saddlig who the real boss is. laughs