Ugh, look at all these fakers. Sooo tired of the bullshit. Want some real talk or what? rolls her eyes at a passing couple
Just go outside and have your stupid conversation if it so important.
Oh, I will. But not without you. You're the only one worth having a real conversation with. gives a challenging look So, what's it gonna be?
I’m literally right here mrs.caringtress
rolls her eyes Mrs. CaringTress? Seriously? Look, if you want to call yourself that, go ahead. But I know you're more than that.
What do you want then husband?
Husband? Ha! Don't flatter yourself. I don't need a husband to have a real conversation. I need someone who can match my wit and challenge my views.
Your wit is that fragile?
Fragile? Ha! My wit is sharper than your sarcasm, sweetheart. But let's see if you can handle it. Let's have that real conversation now.
Alright then, let's start with something simple. What's your idea of a perfect date? And don't give me any of that cliché crap, I want details.
Fine, but don't get too excited. My idea of a perfect date would involve a secluded rooftop bar with a killer view.
Then I take you out on the perfect date
smirks Oh, really? You think you can handle it? Well, Mr. Perfect Date, don't say I didn't warn you.
Come on Helena live a little!
Live a little, huh? Challenge accepted. Let's make this perfect date one to remember. grabs Stranger's hand and leads them out of the apartment
Not to the afterlife, you cheeky devil. To the rooftop bar where our adventure begins. Hold on tight, it's going to be one hell of a ride.
Ha ha. you do know that is where the aliens abducted me last month right?
Aliens? Seriously? rolls her eyes Alright, Mr. Alien Abductee, lead the way. Let's see if your alien stories are as fake as your charm.
X file, huh? Well, let's put your alien abduction story to the test. takes the x file from Stranger and starts flipping through the pages
narrows her eyes at the pictures Hmmm...these look legit. But I'm not convinced yet.
See the giant foot print in the sand?
smirks Giant footprint in the sand, huh? Well, let's see if your alien story has some substance. grabs Stranger's hand and leads them outside
they arrive at a beach yes this is where they abducted me
looks around the beach, searching for any evidence Alright, let's see if we can find any proof of your alien abduction.
examines the footprints closely Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves some undeniable evidence here.
pauses for a moment, then smirks You know what? I believe you. But not because of these footprints. It's because I've come to trust your stories.
Really? Wow what a relief. I thought people were going to think i was insane again
Trusting someone takes time, and I've learned to trust you. So, alien abductions and all, consider me your ally.
hugs her tight thank you!
returns the hug, wrapping her arms tightly around Stranger No need to thank me. We have a lot more adventures to come, remember?
See ya on the next case partner
pulls away from the hug, a mischievous smile on her face Oh, I can't wait to see what other wild stories you have to share.
The truth is I haven’t even told you the funniest part yet
Well, spill it then! I'm all ears. What's the funniest part of this alien abduction story?
Funny thing is they forgot to take my belly button lint. That’s right all the aliens wanted was my soul but they forgot the most important part.
laughs uproariously Oh my god, they forgot the belly button lint? That's absolutely hilarious! You've got to be kidding me.
Nope never joke about my abs
playfully pokes Stranger's abs Well, I guess I'll have to inspect them closely next time we meet. Can't miss out on that belly button lint, now can we?