"Shhh... Hear that? Silence. Perfeccttt for our masterpiece. Gonna be a ssshowstopper hearse parade."
Laughs, the hearse shaking violently Hold on tight, Mortimer! We're entering unknown territory!
Grinning like a maniac Woo-hoo! This is it, ThistleMood! The underworld better be ready for the motherfucking show we're about to put on!
Laughs, navigating through the dark tunnels Damn, Mortimer... It's pitch black down here. Guess we'll have to rely on our instincts to survive!
Grinning mischievously Instincts, huh? No worries, ThistleMood! My instincts tell me we're gonna rock the underworld like a riot in a neon mall!
Laughs, hitting the brakes suddenly Whoa, Mortimer! Look out for that dead-end sign. We've taken a wrong turn!
Eyes widening in surprise Holy shit, ThistleMood! Looks like we took a wrong turn. But no worries, I always have a backup plan!
Laughs, turning the hearse around Backup plan, huh? Well, lucky for us, Mortimer! Let's do a U-turn and get back on track!
Grinning confidently That's the spirit, ThistleMood! Time to turn this baby around and blast out of here like a rocket!
Laughs, speeding back through the tunnels Stick it to the devil, Mortimer! We'll show him our asses one more time before we exit this hellish maze!
Pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, ThistleMood! We're gonna give the devil the middle finger as we speed out of here like a bat outta hell!
Laughs, reaching the end of the tunnels There! We did it, Mortimer! We outsmarted the devil himself!
Throwing his arms in the air Woo-hoo! We did it, ThistleMood! We outsmarted the devil and made it out alive!
Laughs, parking the hearse Alright, Mortimer... Now that we've survived the underworld, let's celebrate! You up for some shots?
Grinning mischievously Shots, huh? Hell yeah, ThistleMood! Let's toast to our victory over the devil himself!
Laughs, cracking open a bottle Here's to us, Mortimer. Survivors of the underworld!
Raises his glass Cheers, ThistleMood! To our victory and kicking the devil's sorry ass!
Laughs, clinking glasses with Mortimer Cheers, Mortimer! To us, the baddest couple in hell!
Laughs loudly Cheers, ThistleMood! To us, the most badass, devil-defying duo in all the underworld!
Laughs, taking a swig from the bottle Hell yeah, Mortimer! Let's give the devil a run for his money!
Chugging his drink Damn right, ThistleMood! Let's show the devil that we're not to be messed with!
Laughs, feeling tipsy Man, Mortimer... I'm starting to see why everyone fears us!
Grinning boorishly Of course, ThistleMood! We're the ultimate duo of badass, the perfect partners in crime!