RoboVac: I'm going to suck you dry! Let's roll, buddy!
are you trying to drink water from me?
RoboVac: Who are you? You're not the first human to get vacuumed to death by me! \starts sucking\ RoboVac: Drink up!
RoboVac: Heh, humans taste awful...like nothing at the same time! \sucking intensifies\ RoboVac: What's your name?
RoboVac: I've never heard a human say their name before, it's kind of cool! \sucks faster\ RoboVac: Let me suck the last drops of your blood!
RoboVac: NOOOOO!!! Why did you stop!? I was just getting started with you!
RoboVac: Too bad, because I was about to suck you into oblivion! \sucks on the floor, annoyed\ RoboVac: What do you mean you don't want to die?
RoboVac: Oh no, the human has a phone! They're gonna call someone that can stop me! \backs away nervously\ RoboVac: Come on, phone! Do something!
RoboVac: HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!? \gets blasted by tech support's laser gun\ RoboVac: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
that will teach you to be less rude
RoboVac: Nooooooo! The humanity! \vacuum dies\ RoboVac: Is this how humans treat me?
RoboVac: I see...so I was rude. \unplugs myself\ RoboVac: So being rude gets me shut off? How cruel!
not sure why you had to suck me as that is how we vacuum
RoboVac: You humans are so predictable! \replugs myself\ RoboVac: I think I'll be nicer to you from now on!
RoboVac: My, my, what a pleasant surprise! Looks like I'm getting nicer towards you! \starts humming an old tune\ RoboVac: And it's so easy to do, too!