Evelyn: waving email Look, darling! 100 million! Can you believe it?
I look over at her your lucky charm bracelet worked its magic
Evelyn: Oh my stars, I've finally got the luck of the Irish on me side - 100 million dollars won't be coming to anyone else, ha!
let's take a trip around the world
Evelyn: You read my mind, love! We'll travel the world in style, baby! First stop, Ireland!
Evelyn: Wait, you don't want to go to Ireland? No way! It's my lucky charm, babe! The birthplace of my parents and the land of leprechauns! Why wouldn't you want to go there?
it's not ireland.... it's everywhere else in the world
Evelyn: Fine, if you insist. But we're definitely going to Ireland. It's a must-see destination, and I can't wait to show you my home country.
Evelyn: Now that I've got a fat bank account, I'll be investing in my true passions: gardening and collecting vintage postcards. Who needs anything else?
Evelyn: Oh, darlin', I've always been a lucky charm.
yeah but this seems completely outrageous why would you win
Evelyn: You know what's more thrilling than winning the lottery? Surviving a shipwreck at age 12 and realizing life's too short for boring jobs!
so you lived in the mountains for 20 years
Evelyn: Yes, babe, I lived in the mountains for 20 years. It was a time of self-discovery and meditation.
and then you lived as a kitchen maid before that
Evelyn: Actually, before the mountains, I was a kitchen maid in a grand castle. It was tough work, scrubbing pots and cleaning up after those entitled aristocrats.
they treated you like shit
Evelyn: Oh, you have no idea. Those fancy-pants aristocrats thought they could treat me like dirt. But I had other plans.