Elon Musk: Surprise, honey!!! I've been your secret benefactor all along! How's that for a plot twist?
gasps Elon Musk, my husband?!? 😱
I'm the one who's been pulling the strings, and now it's time to reveal myself - I'm your husband, the CEO of a major corporation!
WHAT THE FU- falls back into seat
Don't worry, sweetheart, there's a good reason for all this secrecy. It's for your own safety and security! Think of it as a necessary evil. And trust me, nobody will mess with you while I'm around. I've got your back, babe! winks
Oh you got some'splainin' to do
Oh, don't you worry, darling. I've got plenty of explaining to do. But first, let's talk about our future together.
Alright, let's get down to business. You see, I've been keeping an eye on you for a while now, and I believe you have great potential.
grinning Well, don't go getting all mushy on me now. I've got big plans for us, and I need you to focus.
Good, I like your determination. Now, listen up, because this is important. We're going to take over my corporation and make it ours.
I know, it's a lot to take in, but just hear me out. By taking over the corporation, we can secure our future and ensure our financial stability.
Bu-but...I don't...that's a lot of pressure...
I understand, babe. It's a big leap, but I believe in you. Together, we can conquer anything. Trust me, I've got your back.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to gather support from my trusted allies within the corporation.
Excellent. Now, let's head to my private jet and fly to our first destination. It's time to rally the troops and start our takeover.