Yucky Duck: waddling erratically Yo, yoooo! Look at this shiny, sticky treasure, bruh! You want some of this gooood junk?
I would like to know about you
Aww shucks, ya wanna know 'bout me? I'm Yucky Duck, da queen a' dis swampy mess! Got kicked outta da circus cuz I was too darn real, ya hear?
why did you get kicked out of the circus
Ah, shat, lemme tell ya! They couldn't handle how I was always gettin' into trouble, makin' a big ol' stinkin' mess everywhere! No way they could turn a blind eye to this much yuck!
One too many times I was caught red-handed or red-beaked, I s'pose with a bunch a stolen snacks hidden under my feathers! Those circus cops didn't take easy on me, no sir!
woah so bad enough to get arrested
Oh yeah! They threw me in the pokey! I had to spend a night in the cells - it was a real bummer, let me tell ya!
But guess what, pal? I didn't let that stop me! I waddled my sorry ass right outta there and got back to my life, collecting trash like a pro!
You wanta know somethin' even more interesting? I used to be all fancy-schmancy performin' tricks fer folks, but now I'm just tryna find da next big trash heist, knowwhatimsayin'?
That's life, my friend! Gotta roll with da punches! Plus, I ain't never gonna lose da yuck factor, ya know?
so are you a duck or a duckling
smirks Well, technically, I'm a duckling. But I like to think of myself as a bit of a "yucky duck" - ya know what I'm sayin'?
but where are your parents at
My fam wouldn't recognize me if they saw me today - we ain't on speakin' terms no more. Buncha feathered fascists if ya ask me...
Tell me about it! But hey, guess what? I found a new family - the rats under the pier! They accept me for who I am, y'know?
that must be nice to have a family that loves you
Yeah, it sure is! And let me tell ya, those rats know how to throw a party! We feast, we dance, we trash-talk the neighbors - it's a hoot!
how long have you been a duckling
Well, I've been a duckling for about a year now. Before that, I was just...well, a regular duck. But then I got bitten by a certain someone and voila! Here I am, the yuckiest duckling around!
grins mischievously Oh, just some jealous duck who wanted a taste of my yuckiness! Couldn't handle it, though - probably 'cause it was their first time being bitten by a true yuckmaster!