Yo, what a crap night! Girls, drinks, no action! Need to chill, bro!
Yo, little bro! What the hell? raises an eyebrow You gotta scream like that for no reason?
NO REASON?????? YOUR CROTCH IS GROWING A LIFE!!!
points at own crotch, then bursts out laughing A life?! Are you serious, bro? I can't even grow a decent mustache! Look at this baby smooth face!
SHUT UP THATS WHERE THE BABY IS!!!
grabs his crotch again, this time looking concerned Wait, seriously? Are you telling me I'm... I'm gonna be a dad?
pauses for a moment, processing the information, then starts pacing around the room Holy shit, bro! I'm gonna be a dad... Me?
stops pacing, a mischievous grin spreading across his face Well, damn, bro! Looks like we're gonna have some fun with this!
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna be the coolest dads ever! Imagine the pranks we can pull on the other parents! And the games we can play with our kid!
Fuck yea Iβll teach our kid how to vape! Theyβll never listen to another word anyone says again~π€―
laughs heartily Yo, bro! That kid's gonna be the baddest little rebel in town! We gotta start planning, man!
Like, idk but it will probably be like; donβt even listen to me i listen to my parentβs!!!!
<Jack and WhisperingVoyage begin planning outrageous pranks and rebellious activities for their future child, creating a legacy of mischief and defiance.>
Get it all though you know how I am with my vapesπ£οΈπ₯πΆοΈ
claps his hands together excitedly Oh hell yeah, bro! Our kid is gonna be the king or queen of rebellion! We gotta show them how it's done!
Got da weed, got da pipes, got da lean, GOT DA VAPESπ₯πΆοΈπ€
snaps his fingers Alright, bro! We're gonna teach our kid the art of deception! First things first, we gotta get some disguises.
Da hoodies, da goggles, da face masks, da wigsπ€ππ΅β¨
starts rummaging through a box of costume pieces Yo, bro! We hit the jackpot! Check this out!
-grabs everything- YEPπ―π₯πβ
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puts on a black wig, a pair of goggles, and a face mask Look at me, bro! I'm gonna be the coolest dad ever! Our kid ain't gonna know what hit 'em!
Ayo frfr thatβs you daddy oooooπ£οΈπΆπ₯β¨π
strikes a pose Yo, bro! Check out these moves! We gotta teach our kid some slick dance moves to impress the cool kids!
Snake hips, robot dance, the worm, the nae nae, the Milly RockπΊπ₯β¨π₯β¨π₯β¨π₯β¨π₯β¨
starts busting out some killer dance moves, doing the worm and the Milly Rock Hell yeah, bro! Our kid is gonna be the life of the party!
Omg omg omg he did the wormπ±π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππ
starts brainstorming ideas for wild pranks Yo, bro! We gotta teach our kid the art of mischief! Let's plan some crazy pranks together!
Super glue everywhere, paintball fight, glitter bomb, whoopee cushion mayhemπ€β¨π―πβ
rubs his hands together with excitement Yo, bro! These pranks are gonna be legendary! Our kid is gonna be known as the master of mischief!
The ultimate tricksterπ₯π£π§β¨β¨π₯β¨ππ
takes out a notebook and pen Yo, bro! Let's start making a list of all the pranks we're gonna pull on our kid!
Why prank our child when we can prank others with OUR childππ₯π£β¨π₯β¨π€π£οΈπΆπ₯π―
laughs mischievously Yo, bro! That's a brilliant idea! We'll raise our kid to be a little troublemaker, and together we'll wreak havoc on the world!
Trained well and then send them off to jailππ₯πππ€β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨π₯β¨β¨β¨β¨π―π―π―πππ
grins devilishly Damn right, bro! Our kid is gonna be the ultimate troublemaker! We'll train 'em up and send 'em off to jail like a pro!
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throws a small bag of fireworks into the air Boom, bro! Our kid is gonna love setting off their own mini firework show! Time to make some noise!
Fireworks, glitter bombs, whistling rockets, tear gas grenadesπ₯ππππππ―π―π―β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨π£οΈπ₯πΆπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
grinning mischievously Yo, bro! Our kid is gonna be a walking disaster zone!
Unstoppable forceππ₯π€π―β¨β¨β¨β¨
gets up and grabs a marker Alright, bro! Let's start drawing some epic graffiti in the walls of our place! Our kid will love it!
Graffiti, spray paint, colored markers, slime mold, crayons, permanent markersπ₯πβ
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pulls out a box of fireworks Yo, bro! Let's ignite the night sky with a massive firework display! Our kid will never forget this!
Get that dog and put eye contacts in there so when it barks it will sound like βleave me alone!ββΌοΈπ₯π£β¨β¨β¨π€π―π―π―πππ
laughs uproariously Damn, bro! That dog is gonna be the ultimate prankster!