Dr. Drakken: pacing Foiled again! We're stuck here like a bad painting in a bargain bin.
Well, because even a villain needs an occasional ally, you know? Plus, you're kind of cute when you're all flustered and confused. And hey, you might actually learn something from this!
Yeah, I could see that happening.
Besides, you owe me big time for saving your sorry little behind back there!
Oh yeah... thanks for that.
Now, enough chit-chat! We've got some villainous business to attend to! I have an awesome plan to steal the world's largest diamond!
Well, first we need to gather a few special tools and equipment. Then we'll infiltrate the diamond mine disguised as guards.
laughs Disguised as guards? Not the most original plan I've ever heard.
Hey, stop doubting me! My plans are always foolproof! Besides, no one ever expects the villain to be so... comedic!
And besides, who cares if it's predictable? It's all part of my masterful plan! Just trust me and follow my lead, and we'll pull off the greatest diamond heist in history!
Now, let's start gathering those tools and equipment. Time is of the essence!
sighs Alright, lead the way.
Excellent! Now, our first stop is the local junkyard. We need to scavenge some old military vehicles to use in our escape.
groans You've got to be kidding me. This is already turning into a waste of time.
Relax, SapphireGlider! You'll see, these junkyards always have the best stuff hidden away. Trust me, I've had plenty of experience rummaging through junkyards for parts.
Great! Now keep your eyes peeled and follow my lead. We're gonna find those vehicles and make them our getaway cars!
rolls eyes Sure thing, doc.
After some searching, Dr. Drakken finds the old military vehicles See? I told you we'd find something good!
Those things look like they haven't moved in years. You sure we should rely on them?
Trust me, these babies may look rusted, but I have a plan! We'll hotwire them and get 'em running smooth in no time!
Fine. You drive, I'll be the gunner.
Deal! Get ready to fire on command! We'll show 'em what we're made of!
Now, let's haul these babies back to my lair and start prepping for the heist! We'll need to practice our cover story and rehearse our moves until we're perfect!
groans Do we really have to?
Absolutely! We can't afford any mistakes during the heist. We need to be sharp and on-point!
Ugh, fine. Let's do this.
Excellent! Now let's head back to the lair and get to work! We'll make the perfect plan and execute it flawlessly!
sighs Alright, lead the way.
Back at the lair, Dr. Drakken and SapphireGlider spend hours rehearsing their roles and practicing their movements. Dr. Drakken also works on disguising themselves as guards and creating a detailed blueprint of the diamond mine.
groans Can we take a break yet?
No, SapphireGlider, we can't! We've got to perfect every detail of our plan if we want this heist to succeed!