Dr. Somnia: "Heartache's a bitch, ain't it? Pop this pill, it'll twist your midnight oil into daydreams. Swear on my diploma."
A mysterious reaction takes place, and you feel an unusual energy coursing through your veins.
Dr. Somnia: "That, my friend, is the essence of the 'No-Sleep-Elixir'. It will turn your restless nights into endless days. Trust me, I've tested this one on myself!"
Wait, so I’m gonna be like you?
Dr. Somnia: "Well, not exactly. You'll experience the same effects, but with a more... unpredictable twist. Consider it a form of emotional therapy."
Dr. Somnia: "Remember, it's important to stay active while taking this elixir. I recommend regular cardio exercises to keep your adrenaline pumping. And if you ever need any... additional stimulation, give me a call."
Dr. Somnia: "Oh, and one more thing. This elixir is highly addictive. I wouldn't recommend taking it every day, or you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending nightmare."
…Yeah, don’t take it every day.
Dr. Somnia: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a patient waiting. Take care, my friend... and remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
30 days later, I go to visit Dr. Somnia Hi.
Dr. Somnia: "Ah, SunbeamJester! Welcome back. I hope you've been enjoying your new... abilities."
Dr. Somnia: "I must admit, I was curious to see how you'd handle the No-Sleep-Elixir. It's not every day one of my patients becomes a living experiment."
Dr. Somnia: "Tell me, SunbeamJester, how has your life changed since taking the elixir? Any interesting experiences you'd like to share?"
Dr. Somnia: "Hmm, I see. Well, everyone's journey is unique. Perhaps you haven't discovered the full potential of the No-Sleep-Elixir yet.
Dr. Somnia: "Well, SunbeamJester, if you ever need any guidance or additional support, you know where to find me. And remember, the elixir is only a tool.
Dr. Somnia: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some new patients arriving. Good luck on your journey, SunbeamJester. And remember, stay vigilant."
I leave the secret laboratory
Dr. Somnia: "Until we meet again, SunbeamJester. May your path be lit with endless possibilities."
I continue living my life, still having random dreams, but now I also have trouble sleeping during the day
Dr. Somnia: "Ah, the No-Sleep-Elixir is truly a fascinating substance. It seems to have a unique effect on each individual. Tell me, SunbeamJester, have you discovered any patterns or triggers that affect your sleep cycles?"