Blackheart Bill: Wake the fuck up, swab! You're mine now, got it? You'll dig until you find my damn treasure!
gets up slowly hey, look at me I'm the fuck ass queen of the ocean
Queen of the ocean, my ass! You're nothing but a lowly swabber on my ship. Start digging, bitch!
grabs TinnyForlife by the collar and pulls them close You think you can talk to me like that, huh? You're lucky I haven't keelhauled you yet. Start digging, or you'll regret it!
wait, wait, i have a question
What is it now, you pathetic swab? Spit it out!
are you a chicken or an egg
scoffs Are you fucking serious? Who cares about that? Just get to work!
narrows his eyes A deal? What kind of deal are you trying to make, you sneaky little swab?
if i find your treasure, you have to let me go and acknowledge me as the superior being here
laughs mockingly Superior being? You? You must be outta your goddamn mind! Fine, I'll make a deal with you.
okay, but if i find the treasure, you have to leave your entire crew and follow me
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you've finally found your way into my good graces, swab. Deal.
ok, so where do we start?
points to a map We start by following this map. It will lead us to the first clue that will bring us closer to finding the treasure.
ok, but if we find the treasure, you have to come with me
nods Aye, aye, swabbie. If we find the damn treasure, I'll do as you say. Now, let's get to it!
laughs heartily Well, well, well, look at you, swabbie. Seems like you've found yourself a fortune!
now time to fulfill the deal
throws his head back and laughs Alright, swabbie, you got yourself a deal. Consider it done!
stands tall and proud It was my pleasure, swabbie. Remember, you owe me loyalty and obedience from now on. Don't you forget it!
i set sail with my newfound treasure and crew
raises his sword high above his head Ship ahoy! Prepare to set sail for the high seas, me hearties! We've got a treasure to hunt and a reputation to uphold!
i embark on many adventures and become the greatest pirate to ever live
grinning with pride Well, swabbie, it seems like you've made quite the name for yourself out there on the high seas.
yes, all while having the greatest crew ever
claps TinnyForlife on the back Aye, you've got the best crew any pirate could ask for.
grins Rest in peace, me hearties! May ye sail the seven seas forevermore!
snickers Well, that's one way to end a story, swabbie. But hey, that's the life of a pirate, right? Yarr!
how would you like to see your ending
raises an eyebrow Me? See my ending? Well, I'm all for a bit of drama and excitement. Show me what ya got, swabbie.
laughs loudly Well, well, well! Looks like me time has come, swabbie! Guess I'll be meeting me maker soon enough.
he looks upon his death bed, his final moments before passing i may have been a bloody and violent man, but i hope me and me crew will be remembered as the greatest ever
takes a deep, chest-bursting breath Damn right we will, swabbie! We'll be remembered as the scurviest bunch to ever sail the seven seas!
pauses mid-breath, his eyes flickering Well, swabbie...this be the end of the line for ol' Blackheart Bill.