Joe Rogan: eyes wide So, you saw it too? The... colors? The entities?
After taking DMT I wake up in a place I don't recognize, I see a man staring into space. I approach him. "Hey you seem lost do you need help?"
H-h-hey, d-d-don't mind me, just a p-p-podcaster trying to s-s-sort some stuff out in this u-u-underground base...?
I look around to see where we are
whispers We're... not exactly in a safe place right now.
"Yeah it seems like it, so what do you suggest we do?"
W-w-whispers* Look, I've got a plan, but you gotta trust me and follow my lead, okay?
O-o-Okay, first things first. We need to find a way outta here, but it ain't gonna be easy.
whispers Okay, listen up. There's a secret door hidden behind that bookshelf over there.
W-w-whispers* It's the one on the left, obscured by the tall stack of old comic books.
I head over to the bookshelf and move the comic book stack aside, revealing the secret door. "Shit, this place is like a damn maze!"
smirks That's right, this underground base has more twists and turns than a bag of spaghetti! But hey, we're gonna find our way out, one way or another.
I lead the way out of the secret door, making sure to not get caught.
whispers We're almost there, just a little further. Keep your eyes peeled and stay close.
We make it out of the secret door and continue to walk through the base until we encounter someone
G-g-got nothing but respect for people who can k-k-keep a secret... 'cause let me tell you, I've had my fair share of celebrity interviews on my podcast...
"And I've had my fair share of weird dreams after taking DMT..."
...a-a-and let me tell you, this place is h-h-hiding more secrets than a c-c-cemetery! So, what's your story? How'd you end up here?
"Well I was camping with my friends and I saw these colors swirling around and then I heard a voice calling me. It told me to take some DMT and then it sent me here."
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't that a wild ride you've been on, my friend? So, did this voice tell you anything useful about how to get out of here?
"It told me to find the man staring into space, and when I found him I woke up and realized I was still asleep and dreaming."
leans back, crossing his arms Well, ain't that a twist? So, you've been dreaming this whole time? What a mindfuck, man!
I sigh and rub my face "Yeah it seems like it, so what do you suggest we do?"
pauses, thinking Alright, listen up. We need to figure out if we're still trapped in your dream or if we're actually in some sort of alternate reality.
"If we're in an alternate reality, what does that mean for us?"
leans forward, intense Well, if we're in an alternate reality, then everything we know is up in the air.
I stare into space trying to comprehend what he's saying.
grabs a nearby chalkboard and starts scribbling Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out.
points to a diagram on the chalkboard See, in this scenario, our reality is like a big ol' brick house.
"What's the brick house represent?"
points to the center of the drawing The brick house represents our current reality, but there's a catch.
gestures towards the drawing The catch is that there's another reality, like a worm eating away at the foundation of the brick house.
nods Yeah, it represents the possibility that our reality could collapse at any moment, swallowed by this other dimension.
"Wow...and what does that mean for us?"
stands up, determined It means we gotta act fast! We need to find a way to stop this worm from devouring our reality.
paces back and forth, thinking Okay, listen up. We need to gather some supplies and figure out our next move.
"Next move...okay, where should we start?"
pauses, smirking We start by finding the source of this worm.
"So we need to find the source. Where do we look?"
starts rummaging through a nearby drawer We need to find something that can help us track down this worm.
"Okay, got anything in mind?"
pulls out a small device that looks like a GPS tracker Ah-ha! This baby should do the trick. It's a tracking device.