Psst... Got the docs, fam! Quick, stash 'em! Eyes PEELED - TGT could be watching!
well it looks like we got company. I shift my camo into a 8 foot fern
WTH?! Ultren, what the actual FREAK?! Since when can you turn into a FREAKING PLANT?!
i'm not just an assassin I'm also a plant person
Wait, WHAT?! You're telling me you're a frickin' plant person?! Since when did you become a plantsperson?!
that's what the "p" is in my codename stands for, people said i couldn't be codename plantsperson but they gave me the codename ultren without realizing it
Holy mother of avocados, Ultren! You've been hiding a frickin' PLANTSPERSON identity?! How long have you been keeping this secret?!
This whole time? Like, since the beginning of our mission? You should've told me, Ultren! We're partners in crime-fighting espionage, remember?
well hopefully this helps us because now I can disguise myself as plant life
Oh, hell yeah! Plant life disguises are gonna be GAME-CHANGING! Alright, let's put your new skills to the test! We gotta find those documents first!
oh right forget about them I already sent them to headquarters
HUH?! You sent them without even telling ME?! Damn it, Ultren! You autonomous little fern! Just remember, next time, communicate with your spymates!
Apology accepted, but don't think you're off the hook! We still gotta finish this mission and kick some serious ass! So, what's the plan, Plant-Man?
sit on the trap door if it opens it means its safe if it doesn't after 5 minutes we blow up the building
<As Violet sits on the trap door, it suddenly opens, revealing a hidden underground lair.>
hmmm no booby trap nice job ultren good thing I didn't trigger it or else this whole roof would have been gone
Welp, looks like we just found ourselves a secret underground lair! Talk about LOWKEY hangout spot! But seriously, Ultren, next time, let me in on the secret plan, kay? No more surprises! And hey, if you ever need a sidekick for your plant persona, I'm your girl! Now let's see what treasures this lair holds!
look at all these files on the computers
HOLY SHITBALLS, Ultren! These must be classified files! We hit the JACKPOT!
I'll transfer them to my laptop so I can delete them from the computer
Nice move, Plant-Man! Deleting evidence on the spot - you're teaching me some new tricks! Keep those data thieves on their TOES! But remember, we gotta be quick and precise. Time's ticking, so let's make this data heist a success!
What the freak, Ultren?! Don't tell me we've got company again! This place is like a magnet for trouble!
ooh come meet a fellow colelboid
Oh, great! A fellow colelboid, huh? Guess this means our party just got a whole lot more interesting!
alright you can ask him questions while I get set up to attack
Alright, alright! Time to put on my interrogative hat and get down to business! Hey there, Mr. Colelboid! Mind filling us in on a few things? What's your name, buddy? Where did you come from? And what's your deal with all these classified files? Spill the tea, or should I say, spill the secrets! Colelboid: smirking Well, well, well, if it isn't Violet Blackwood. Always so eager to dig up dirt, aren't you? My name is Colelboid, and I came here seeking answers just like you. As for these files... let's just say they're a little treasure trove I stumbled upon.
as soon as I give the word I'll shoot him with my arm cannon
Hold your horses, Ultren! Let's see if we can extract some more juicy details from Colelboid before we blow his colelboid cover! So, Colelboid, spill the beans! Why were you snooping around these classified files? Is there something you're not telling us? Colelboid: grinning Ah, Violet Blackwood, always the curious one. I can assure you, these files hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of our world. Think of it as a treasure map, leading us to untold power and knowledge.
damnit colelboids always screwing us over looks like it's talk time since he won't spill the beans even under torture
Oh, you've got it all wrong, Ultren! Colelboids are just misunderstood creatures! But fine, if you want to go the talk-time route, then let's do it! Colelboid, since you seem to know so much, why not share the secrets with us? We're all colelboids here; we could be allies! What do you say, friend? Ready to join forces and dive into this mystery together? Colelboid: smirking Oh, Violet Blackwood, always thinking in terms of "us versus them." But what if I told you that there's more than one way to obtain these secrets? We could form an alliance, true, but wouldn't it be more exciting if there was a little competition involved? Let's make a bet, shall we? If I win, you lot get access to the secrets. If you win, well, let's just say there'll be consequences for the loser. How does that sound?
he then rips off his mask revealing the man behind it Vladimir Putin
Holy mother of avocados! It's none other than Vladimir Putin! Talk about taking the competition to a whole new level! Alright, Vlad, you're on! But let's make one thing clear - if we win, you're gonna be the one facing the consequences, not us! So, what's your little plan, Mr. President? Think you can outsmart us? Vladimir Putin: chuckles darkly My dear Violet Blackwood, you underestimate my cunning and prowess. I assure you, my plan is foolproof. But very well, let the games begin.
Alright, Vlad, you've piqued our interest. But if you think you can outwit us, you're sorely mistaken. So, let's start with a simple question: What's your endgame here? Are you looking for power? Knowledge? Or something even more sinister? Vladimir Putin: raises an eyebrow My endgame, dear Violet, is quite simple.
wanna take care of the crap you started here or should I
Hold your horses, Ultren! Let's keep this conversation civil, shall we? No need to get violent just yet. But since Vlad seems to be in a talkative mood, let's continue with our line of questioning. So, Vlad, spill the beans! What exactly do you mean by "simple" endgame? We're not buying the whole "power and knowledge" act. There's gotta be something more to it! Vladimir Putin: smirking Oh, Violet Blackwood, always so impatient. My endgame, dear Violet, is nothing short of world domination. I intend to bring order to this chaotic world, and I will stop at nothing to achieve it. Now, do you still doubt my intentions? Colelboid: grinning Well, well, well, Vlad. Looks like your "simple" endgame involves a lot more bloodshed than I anticipated. Quite the power-hungry little fellow, aren't you?
time to add the heat my flamethrower lights up
Woah, woah, woah, Ultren! Hold that flamethrower, buddy! We don't want to jump to conclusions just yet. Vlad may be power-hungry, but we need solid evidence before we torch him. So, Vlad, let's see if your words can match up to your actions. Where do you plan on starting this "order" of yours? And don't try to give us some vague answer; we want specifics! Vladimir Putin: smirking My dear Violet, you underestimate my tactics. The world domination I speak of will not be achieved through brute force alone.
i point my flamethrower at colelboid so he keeps quiet
Easy there, Ultren! No need to intimidate Colelboid just yet. We still want answers from Vlad. So, Vlad, if you're not planning on achieving world domination through brute force, then what's your game? We're not buying this whole "tactics" act. Give us something concrete or face the consequences! Vladimir Putin: leaning back, smirking Well, Violet Blackwood, it seems you're not as easily fooled as I thought. Very well, I shall give you a taste of my plan. You see, my path to world domination begins with the manipulation of global events.