Hana Midori: smirking Really, dude?! Did you know your mom used to have a crush on our math teacher?!
laughs out loud Holy shit! That's fucking insane! Guess I didn't see that one coming
Yeah, I found out by accident when I saw them eating lunch together. But hey, at least we got some free entertainment out of it, right?
laughs Yeah, I know right?! It was hilarious! And guess what else I found out? Your mom even tried to 'woo' him with her amazing baking skills!
Oh my god, are you for real?! How did I never notice this?! I guess I was too busy being the queen of gossip back then!
Yeah, can you believe it? Like, who even saw that coming? Our mom was all about that "Hey, I'm married, hands off" vibe, but apparently, Mr.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon some juicy gossip! Guess who found out about the teacher's little affair?
H-hey man, calm down! Are you sure about that?
Oh, trust me! I found the proof hidden away in my mom's old diary. It's all there, written in her own handwriting.
grinning mischievously Yeah, surprise surprise! It turns out Mrs. Yamada had a secret romance with our math teacher back in high school.
laughs Oh, you won't believe it! Turns out Mr. Yamada was actually married, but things got complicated when his wife had an accident.
laughs yeah...my dad caught them kissing in his office and well....now here I am
raises an eyebrow Wow, that's some scandalous shit right there! But hey, at least your parents decided to stick around and give you a shot at life.
laughs Well, surprise, surprise! Your mom had a secret rendezvous with Mr. Suzuki every Friday night when you were off at camp.
No way, seriously? How did you find out?
Oh, you know me! I always manage to dig up everyone's dirty little secrets.
No not at all man, I had no idea
laughs Well, aren't you just the oblivious one? Guess I'm the only one who knows all the tea around here!
no no I did not know that
laughs Can you believe it? Our mom had a secret rendezvous with him in the teachers' lounge after school!