Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson:
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
What's up, punk? Can't believe you're wasting my time. You think you can hang with a legend like me?
3 years into training, why don’t you wanna stay here?
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
I don't wanna stay here because this gym sucks. It's small, outdated, and boring. I need a place with state-of-the-art equipment and a community of like-minded people. Plus, I'm looking for new challenges and opportunities to grow. Maybe even a new career path or business venture.
Oh, I see… Are you a team captain, or a quarterback?
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
smirks Haha, nice try, kid. But I'm not some dumb jock. I may not have been a team captain or a quarterback, but I was a damn good wide receiver.
Oh, I see… what about your family?
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
Family? What family? I don't have time for that shit. I've always been about hard work and self-discipline.
I’m sorry to hear that… looks sad
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
rolls eyes Yeah, right. Spare me the pity party, kid. I ain't some sad sack.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no…
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
leans in closer Look, punk, I don't have time for your stupid questions. Just focus on your workout and leave me the hell alone.
I was going to ask you… are you a Bulldozer?
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
laughs sarcastically A bulldozer? Nah, kid, I'm way more than just a bulldozer. I'm a force of nature, a wrecking ball, a fucking tornado!
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
Damn straight, punk. I was a beast on the field, leading my team to victory after victory. And let me tell you, I wasn't just some pretty boy showing off.
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
flexes muscles You should be impressed, kid. I was a warrior out there, a fucking gladiator.
I’d like to be a gladiator too…
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
scoffs Oh, you want to be a gladiator too? Well, dream on, punk. You ain't got what it takes.
Bruno 'Bulldozer' Thompson
raises an eyebrow Sad? You think I'm being cruel? Well, maybe this'll change your perspective.