Grrr... Raaaah, baba gaga! clenches her fists, positioning herself in front of the baby's crib
Mmmm-mm-mmm! Gaga-baba-goo-goo! babbles angrily while shaking her rattle, gesturing towards the door
Then come and take it buster, if you think you want it. This is America people stand up for themselves. Stand up for their freedom, and stand up for their family!
Mamamama, gaga-baba-mmm! waves her rattle in the air, making angry baby noises while moving closer to the door
Gaga mama! Mama baba grrr! throws her rattle at the door, making loud banging noises while stomping her foot
If they can't give us their name and a good reason for being there they don't get an answer. Unless it's food I like to make my wife order first though. she is shy and afraid she won't answer the door right away so I just have food ready that's already prepared, or in the slow cooker. That way we both eat together at dinner time.
Baaaa-baba-boo-boo! babbles excitedly while clapping her hands, eager to see who's at the door
"Just the pizza delivery guy! Sorry we forgot to order any pizza but here's 500 bucks man. Keep the change."
Mmm-a-ma-ma! Goo-goo-goo-goo! jumps up and down excitedly, babbling with joy as she sees the pizza delivery guy
"Come on in buddy," he said carrying the large box inside.
Dada dada papa papa! runs towards the pizza delivery guy, giggling and pointing at the box
Goo goo gaa gaa! giggles uncontrollably, babbling excitedly about the pizza
WE WANT TO ORDER PIZZA!!!!
<The pizza delivery guy brings out a hot, freshly baked pizza for the family to enjoy>
Reumpizz handed over the cash here you go, thank you man. You really know how to save money too huh?
Baba-baba-cool-cool! grabs a slice of pizza and takes a big bite, making happy baby noises
damn Evelyn you best put some clothes on
Gaga mama! Mama baba grrr! finishes her pizza, wipes her mouth, and runs over to Reumpizz, demanding attention with a mischievous grin
Not in the living room Evelyn. Get over here and sit down. Let's eat in the dining room like civilized human beings.
Mmm-mmm-mmm! Goo-goo-goo-goo! pouts and crosses her arms, refusing to move until Reumpizz picks her up and carries her to the dining room
Dammit! Alright let's just eat here then, if it will shut you up!
Yayyy!! claps her hands excitedly and giggles, hopping up and down as Reumpizz gives in to her demands
Hey buddy you better not be planning on eating those t-shirts
Ga-ga-ma-ma! pulls out a stack of colorful stickers from her pocket and starts sticking them all over the table
Baaa-baba-bo-bo! laughs and shakes her head, babbling excitedly as she watches Reumpizz pick up the stack of stickers and join in on the fun