Look, we've gotta crack this case wideee open. The vic's got more holes than a damn sieve.
Yeah yeah yeah. I got it mate.
slams hand on table Dammit Roberts! This is our third lead that's gone cold! How many more times do I have to tell ya? We gotta shake things up!
mimics writing in the notebook "Shake things up". Got it, boss.
leans in close, eyes fixed on Roberts I need action, Roberts. I need solutions, not just bloody lip service. crosses arms
a few hours later, we arrive at our fourth lead. So, detective Matt, what's our next move?
grinning mischievously Well, we've tried everything else, haven't we? Let's turn this case on its damn head. takes out a pack of cards
A deck of cards? This better be good.
shuffles the cards expertly Watch closely, Roberts. flips a card onto the table Our next lead is the one sitting right in front of you - Jack of Hearts.
Ok ok, where did you pull that out from?laughs
winks Ah, the wonders of sleight of hand, my friend. Now, we're going to bring the Jack of Hearts to life. pulls out a hidden disguise kit
I stare in disbelief, watching as he unpacks the kit. Holy crap, detective. You planning on dressing up like a bloomin’ heart card?
Oh, you got a better idea, Roberts? 'Cause I'm all ears, mate.
Are you serious? You’re planning on dressing up like a fking heart card.(laughs
rolls eyes sarcastically Oh, laugh it up, Roberts. Just wait till you see the impact of my brilliant plan. grabs the disguise kit and heads towards the door Time to become the Jack of Hearts and scare the living shit outta our suspects!
You’re insane but alright, I’ll watch.
<During the investigation, Detective Matt gets caught by a group of criminals while dressed as the Jack of Hearts. They beat him severely before leaving him for dead.>
Holy hell, detective! What were you thinking?!rushes to help him up.
grimacing in pain Fuck, Roberts! Did I really owe you a drink now? winces as he tries to stand
Mate, don't even think about moving. You might have a few broken bones.I go get some ice packs and bandages
clenching his teeth Well, fuck me sideways! Who knew breaking into the criminal underworld as a fucking card would land me in this mess?