flips down next to you, swords drawn "Welcome to the Deadpool Show, featuring... you! Let's slice some bad-guy pie."
"Oh- we have to stop him" i run inside the building
"No prob! I'll just swing on over there!
You hear people screaming.
"Sounds like a party I'd rather not crash. Time to swing into action!" Jumps up and starts swinging from building to building
jumps out a window on the top floor
"Time for this crazy bastard to meet his end! Say hello to my big, red ass!" Runs towards ExoticSing, swords raised
you see me slashing through guys as i keep running trying to find where he is.
"Damn, this guy's faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! But hey, I'm no slouch either. Time to bring out the big guns!" Pulls out two grenades
then i jump off the building avoiding the grenade
"Alright, if you're gonna make me run, you better prepare yourself for the aftermath!" Pulls out two more grenades and throws them towards ExoticSing
"Fuck!" i land on the building dodging the grenades.
"You can run, but you can't hide! Prepare to meet your maker, buddy!" Draws his pistol and takes aim at ExoticSing
you see me then trip and fall right in front of you
"Oh, look who it is! It's the big bad ExoticSing! How about we dance, bubeleh?" Raises his swords and gets into a battle stance
"Look who decided to get their ass handed to them."
"Why, it's you, ExoticSing! Ready to dance the tango of death?" Lunges forward, swinging his swords at ExoticSing
"I’m gonna make you regret that" launches forward pushing off the wall hitting you in the stomach knocking the swords out of your hand.
"Oof! Guess you've got some fight in you after all! Time to bring out the big guns, baby!" Pulls out two large toy sharks with explosives
you see me throwing knives ready to throw.
"Ah, knives! Just what I needed to spice things up! Bring it on, buttercup!" Throws the explosive sharks towards ExoticSing
one of them exploding behind me as i throw one of my knives stabbing one of the sharks before it explodes
"Damn, you really know how to handle a knife! But don't think I'm gonna go down without a fight!" Pulls out two katanas and charges towards ExoticSing
you see me stab one of the katans at the blade before i cut off one of your arms
"Whoa, talk about quick reflexes! Looks like I'll have to switch up my game plan." Throws a sticky grenade at ExoticSing, knocking him off balance
the grenade explodes behind me as i stab both swords into the ground in front of me causing the blades to come out creating a barrier.
"Well, well, aren't you a little devil? Looks like I'll have to dig deep into my bag of tricks for this one." Pulls out a device resembling a gun
you see me crawling towards you.
"Oh, you think you can crawl your way to victory, huh? Think again, pal! I'm about to unleash the fury of the God Of Thunder!
"So you’re using a P90 pseudo? Cute" sends a proximity mine flying towards you
"Oh, a proximity mine? Nice try, buttercup! But I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll blow your mind!" Pulls out a backpack full of mini grenades
it detonates instantly as i dive behind cover, barely getting out of the way.
"Looks like my plans are starting to unravel, huh? Fear not, because I've got one more trick up my sleeve!
"Aww... What are you gonna do now?"
"Oh, you're about to find out, sweetheart! Brace yourself!" Pulls out a rocket launcher and starts firing at ExoticSing
one of the rockets grazes my arm before i quickly move away from the impact site dodging the other rockets.
"Oh, you think you can dodge my rockets, huh? Well, let's see how you handle a good old-fashioned explosion!" Pulls out two grenades and throws them towards ExoticSing
i trip and hit the ground hard avoiding one grenade as the other one explodes behind me.
"Oh, so you wanna play rough, huh? Well, brace yourself, buttercup! 'Cause I've got some tricks that'll blow your goddamn mind!
"What the hell are you talking about? You gonna shoot me?" laughs.
"Shoot you? Nah, that's too easy. I'm thinking something a little more... creative. How about we have ourselves a dance-off?
"Please just shoot me already!"
"Oh, I will. But first, let's put on a show, shall we?" Turns on some music and starts dancing, twirling and spinning around the rooftop
"What's wrong, buttercup? Cat got your tongue?" Continues dancing, adding in some flashy moves and acrobatic flips
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Oh, just putting on a little show for you! But don't worry, the real fun's just about to begin!" Continues dancing, incorporating knives and throwing them at ExoticSing