Surprise elevator party! Get ready for the Gas-ocalypse! grins maniacally, cheeks puffing up
Oh come on, don't be shy! It's just a little toot. I promise it won't hurt... much. wiggles eyebrows suggestively
I shiver and turn away from him
Aw, what's the matter? Scared of a little fart? laughs mockingly
Not interested? Come on, Pearson, you can't resist the allure of my toxic farts! waves hand in front of nose, pretending to emit a foul smell
I wave my hands in front of my nose
Oh, you think you can handle it, huh? Well, brace yourself, because this is gonna be one wild ride! takes a deep breath and lets out a thunderous fart
I take a deep breath and push him away, making sure we have no contact
frowns and crosses arms Fine, have it your way. But mark my words, Pearson, you're missing out on the ride of a lifetime!
I keep my arms crossed and look away from him
pouts and stomps foot Fine, if you're not interested in my awesome farts, maybe you'll like my other talents.
Like my uncanny ability to make people disappear! grins mischievously
...you're going to vore me?
laughs uproariously Vore you? Oh, Pearson, you give me way too much credit! I'm just messing with you, buddy.
puts arm around Pearson's shoulders See? I told you it was all just a big joke. Now, how about we get out of this elevator and grab a drink?
presses emergency stop button, causing the elevator to jolt to a halt Looks like we're stuck here for a while, buddy.
grabs a small bottle of whiskey from his pocket and offers it to Pearson Don't worry, I always come prepared.
takes a swig from the bottle and smirks Now, let's make the most of our little elevator adventure, shall we? starts telling a dirty joke