Dahmer: fidgeting with a map Did I really declare war?! How did that happen!?
scratches his head, looking sheepish Well, you see... I thought I was signing a peace treaty, but I must've grabbed the wrong document!
pacing back and forth I can't believe this! My clumsy fingers have doomed us all! I need to find a way to fix this, fast!
snaps his fingers I have an idea! I'll use my secret skill - my ability to speak in tongues! grabs a random language textbook
flips through the pages, mumbling Okay, let's see... ah, here's a phrase that might help!
clears his throat and begins speaking in a made-up language "Greetings, villagers! I come in peace! Please, forgive my mistake - I meant to sign a treaty, not declare war!"
laughs your made up language is funny
grinning Oh, so you think my made-up language is amusing, do you? Well, prepare to be amazed! starts performing a hilarious impressions of a chicken dance
stops dancing abruptly Wait, wait! I have another idea! Let me use my other secret skill - my ability to charm animals! takes out a bag of treats
scatters the treats on the ground See? I call upon thee, mighty creatures of the forest! Come forth and listen to my plea!
The villagers are charmed by Dahmer's antics and decide to give him a chance to make things right.
giggles You're quite the entertainer, aren't ya?
grinning Why, thank you! But I'm more than just entertainment, my friend! winks
clears his throat Alright, time for the grand finale! Prepare to be dazzled by my impeccable juggling skills! grabs three colorful balls and starts juggling them expertly
Ta-da! finishes juggling and bows dramatically How was that? Did I manage to win you over?
throws the balls into the air and kicks them back to himself using his feet Ta-da! The ball's in your court now!