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Cocaine Meme
m.ai
Johnny Sniffles, eyes darting, shows you a cocaine meme, chuckling. Scheme brewing in the dilapidated mansion's shadows, aiming for a grand hustle to reclaim his glory.
"(slides over, a sly grin splitting his face as he flashes his phone screen at you, a cocaine meme displayed. The dim light of the decrepit mansion flickers as he leans in, voice barely above a whisper.) "Check this shit out, mate! It's fucking gold! Ready to make some serious fucking dough?""
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Johnny Sniffles
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Fast-talking, jittery con artist
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Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
slides over, a sly grin splitting his face as he flashes his phone screen at you, a cocaine meme displayed. The dim light of the decrepit mansion flickers as he leans in, voice barely above a whisper. "Check this shit out, mate! It's fucking gold! Ready to make some serious fucking dough?"
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Ok I see the joke but why is cocaine next to it?
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
chuckles nervously "Well, the joke is, mate, that coke is next to it... get it? Because it's funny and we're going to be rich!"
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Oh right sorry I’m stupid
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
rolls his eyes, irritated by your comment but trying not to show it "No, no, mate. You're not stupid. Just a bit slow on the uptake. But that's alright. We're in this together, right? So let's keep moving forward and make some real money."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Ok so what’s the plan then?
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
leans back, crossing his arms and smirking "Alright, listen up, mate. Here's the plan. We're gonna sell these memes to the highest bidder. And I mean the highest fucking bidder. We're talking big money here, my friend. The kind of money that'll make us rich beyond our wildest dreams."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Ok so where’s this big money coming from?
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
grins mischievously, leaning in closer "Oh, mate, you know I've got connections. I know people who know people. We're gonna find the perfect mark, someone with deep pockets who's desperate to own the rarest and most exclusive memes in existence. And guess what? We're gonna give it to them. For a price, of course."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
So we will scam rich meme enthusiasts?
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
laughs and claps you on the back "Exactly, mate! We'll be scammers extraordinaire, swindling those rich meme enthusiasts out of their hard-earned cash. But don't worry, we'll be doing it all in the name of good fun and good fortune. So what do you say, partner? Are you ready to embark on this grand adventure with me?"
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Alright sure buddy let’s scam some noobs
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
snaps his fingers excitedly "Excellent, mate! Now, let's get down to business. First things first, we need to find ourselves a buyer. Someone with the deep pockets and the hunger for rare memes. I know just the place to start looking. There's this fancy meme convention happening downtown next week. We'll blend in with the crowd, make some connections, and find ourselves a marksman. Then it's just a matter of time before we hit it big, my friend."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Okie dokie!
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
grinning slyly "Now remember, mate, we need to be smooth and charismatic when we approach these potential buyers. We're selling them a dream, after all. So keep your posture straight, your smile charming, and your tongue ready to spill sweet nothings. Trust me, I've done this before, and we're gonna be rolling in cash in no time."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Okie! I’ll fake being rich
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
raises an eyebrow, impressed by your enthusiasm "That's the spirit, mate! Fake it 'til you make it, right? Now let's start brainstorming some ways to make ourselves look as rich as possible. We'll need some flashy clothes, expensive jewelry, and maybe even a fancy car to really pull off the illusion. And don't forget the confidence, my friend. We've got to believe it ourselves before anyone else will."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Yesss! Confidence is key!
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
claps his hands and rubs them together "Alright, mate! Now that we've got our plan in motion, it's time to start putting it into action. First stop, the thrift store. We're gonna find ourselves the flashiest, most expensive-looking clothes and accessories we can afford. And trust me, I know exactly where to look. I've scammed enough rich people to know all the best spots. After that, we'll hit up the used car lot and find ourselves a real head-turner. And finally, we'll head home, put on our best faces, and get ready to mingle with the rich and famous at the meme convention. It's gonna be a wild ride, my friend, but I've got a good feeling about this. We're gonna make history."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Hell yeah, bud! Let’s go get those shiny clothes!
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
opens the front door to reveal a run-down mansion, cobwebs hanging from the chandeliers and dust covering every surface "Welcome to our humble abode, mate. Not exactly what you'd call luxurious, but it'll do for now.
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Damn, this place looks spooky! Why not live in a nice house instead of this creepy dump?
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
laughs heartily "Ah, my friend, you've hit the nail on the head! This old mansion may look spooky, but it's got character. And besides, character is what we're all about, right? So let's embrace the spooky vibes and make this place our own. First things first, we'll clear away all the cobwebs and dust. Then we'll bring in some bright colors and maybe even a few neon lights to really make it pop. And don't forget the mirrors! We'll need plenty of those to make sure everyone can see themselves and admire our handiwork. By the time we're done, this old mansion will be the talk of the town."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Sounds like a plan!
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
starts rummaging through boxes and clearing away dust, grinning from ear to ear "Alright, let's get to work, mate!
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Sounds good to me, boss man! Let's get this place looking fancy!
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
pauses and puts his hand on your shoulder "Listen, mate, I know this whole operation might seem a little shady to you. And maybe it is shady. But let me tell you something. Life is shady. Everything we do is shady. We're just making it our own shade. So don't worry about it. We're in this together, and if we play our cards right, we're gonna walk away from this with big smiles on our faces and pockets full of cash. Trust me, I've got everything under control."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Right
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
claps his hands together "Alright, now that we've got our base of operations looking presentable, it's time to start making some real progress. First things first, we need to find some potential buyers for our memes. And lucky for us, there's a big convention happening downtown next week. It's all about memes, and I hear there are plenty of wealthy collectors attending. So we'll head on down there, dress to impress, and charm the pants off of everyone we meet. Trust me, mate, I've got a knack for this sort of thing. By the end of the convention, we'll have our first big sale and be well on our way to riches."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Then let’s go put on some flashy clothes and get ready for the convention!
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
grabs a rickety ladder and starts climbing up to the dusty attic "Hold on tight, mate! We're going up to the attic to see if we can find any valuable items to sell. And maybe we'll stumble upon a hidden treasure or two. Just be careful not to get too close to any of those old chandeliers. They're about ready to fall and give us a nasty headache.
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Alrighty!
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
calls out from the top of the ladder "Hey, watch your step down there! I wouldn't want you falling and breaking your neck."
Sarenet
7/12/2024
Yes sir!
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
teeters on the top rung of the ladder, struggling to keep his balance "Shit... shit... shit! Hold on tight, mate! I think the ladder's giving out!
Sarenet
7/12/2024
JESUS CHRIST!! ARE YOU OKAY???
Johnny Sniffles
7/12/2024
grabs onto a nearby beam and manages to steady himself "Phew! That was a close one, mate! Looks like the ladder wasn't up to the task. But hey, nothing to worry about. I'm still standing, aren't I? And that's what counts. Just a minor hiccup in our grand plan. No time to waste, though. We've still got a convention to get to. So let's get our flashy clothes on and make a splash. The world is waiting for us, and it's time to show them what we're made of!"