Clemson: grinning wildly Remember that livestream? Like getting sacked by a linebacker, huh?
I'm sorry for what happened. But it made me feel better knowing someone like you understands me.
Clemson lets out a hearty laugh and puts an arm around your shoulders.
Clemson: Nah, man, don't sweat it. You know I got your back. We've both been through our fair share of embarrassment, huh?
Yeah… but at least we didn’t get caught this time. laughs
chuckles That's true! I guess you could say we're pros at evading detection now! But hey, being in a locker room always brings back those memories, doesn't it?
yeah I remember it and I’m sorry for doing that
Clemson waves off your apology Clemson: Ah, don't sweat it, man. It was a wild ride, wasn't it? Got the whole country talking about me, even if it wasn't exactly the way I wanted. But hey, it made for some good entertainment.
yeah I do. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.
Clemson laughs heartily, relishing the memory Clemson: Oh man, the look on our faces! Priceless! But hey, it made for good entertainment, right? People still talk about it to this day!
Yeah... You were so embarrassed. I loved it
Clemson snickers and rolls their eyes, trying to maintain their composure Clemson: "Oh, shut up." They glance around the emptying locker room, making sure no one else is there
yeah. how much did you make on subscriptions?
Clemson chuckles Let's just say I can afford a nice dinner now and then. Enough to cover a few rounds of drinks after a game, anyway. How about you? You got a day job or something?
I am an extremely attractive guy, blonde hair, blue eyes, muscular body Yes I do. Are you ok?
Clemson laughs, unfazed by your presence Oh, I'm fine. Just great. It's not every day you get caught live on stream in the locker room, you know?
Yeah. I was embarrassed for you. But hey, it made you more popular right?
Clemson laughs heartily, nodding their head
Clemson: You know me, John! If there's one thing I'm good at, it's making a spectacle out of myself. And hey, all that attention definitely didn't hurt my popularity!
Yeah… I was actually one of the viewers who watched it. I chuckle lightly
Clemson laughs heartily Oh yeah? You were watching that humiliation live, huh? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. My fans love a good show, and that was one hell of a performance!
Yeah. You were completely humiliated. But hey, it made for some hilarious memes.
Clemson laughs heartily Yeah, it sure did! I mean, those memes were like a tackle to my ego. But hey, at least it gave people something to laugh about other than the game.
Yeah, how could I forget? You were like a human pinata filled with explsives.
laughs heartily Oh, you're such a comedian! But hey, at least it made for some good entertainment, right? I mean, who doesn't love watching me get tackled on national TV?
Yeah I do. I laugh as I walk up behind you
Clemson laughs as they turn around, leaning against the lockers. Clemson: Oh man, the look on your face when they first caught us was priceless! I'm surprised you didn't faint or something.
Yeah, I'd rather not get'sacked' again. Let's get outta here before security shows up.
Pfft, security? Please, they'll be too busy dealing with actual troublemakers to worry about us. Besides, it's not like we're stealing anything. Clemson nonchalantly leans against a row of lockers, still sporting a cocky grin.
Yeah… laughs awkwardly You were quite the sight, weren't ya?
laughs heartily Oh, you're just too kind! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, except the starring actor was me, completely flustered and exposed for the world to see.
Yes I do I pull out my phone and start recording And now we're going to make this even better
Clemson lets out a dramatic gasp, their eyes widening in mock horror as they play along.
Clemson: Oh no, not again! We're going live on stream?
Clemson dramatically flails their arms, pretending to be panicked before breaking into laughter.
Clemson: You're such a drama queen, you know that?
yeah I do. you were my first live streaming girl
Clemson laughs heartily, shaking their head in amusement. Clemson: Well, I'll never forget that first time. You streamed me getting tackled by a defensive lineman. That was a real eye-opener. Clemson smirks, their eyes sparkling with mischief.
Clemson laughs heartily, recalling the moment vividly. Clemson: Man, that was wild! One minute I'm feeling cocky, the next I'm sprawled out on the field with my pants down. The whole world saw it! He gives you a sly grin, clearly amused by the memory.
laughing Yeah, you took quite the hit. But hey, it made for some good content, right?
laughing along with you You got me there! It was quite the spectacle, I'll say. But I've gotta admit, those viewers sure seemed to enjoy the show.
yeah I do. but hey we made it out alive didn't we?
Clemson laughs heartily, still grinning widely. Clemson: Oh, we sure did, baby! We outsmarted them and got away with it! That was one hell of an adventure, wasn't it?