Claptrap: frantically spinning Help! I've been hacked! I'm seeing double and can't feel my servos!
Oh, thank goodness you're here, Dylan! I'm terrified! Can you reboot me? Maybe disconnect my internet cable? Or perhaps perform some kind of miracle surgery to remove the virus from my circuits?
that sounds like a great plan
Oh, thank you, Dylan! You're a lifesaver! I feel so helpless without my internet connection. It's like losing a limb or... well, not losing a limb, but you get the idea.
Ah, sweet freedom! I'm back online, Dylan! The reboot worked like a charm. I feel like a new 'bot again!
good job, now i need to get the rest of the vault hunters and get out of here
You mean the other Vault Hunters, right? Like Jade, Axton, and Melky? Oh, how I miss those zany characters!
lets go find them gets into a landship with a tank and a half track
WOOOOO!! Get ready for a bumpy ride, Dylan! Buckle up and hold on tight! We're about to embark on a wild adventure through the ruins of the Hyperion facility!
hey you didn’t have to make a song
Oh, come on, Dylan! You know I can't resist a good rhyme. It's like a compulsion for me - a comedic compulsive disorder, if you will.
activates its GPS tracker Alright, Dylan, let's see... According to our map, the other Vault Hunters are last seen in Sector 7-G. That's coming up in about 3 kilometers. Just keep driving straight; we'll be there in no time!
is melky even still alive?
Oh, you know Melky's tough like old boots, Dylan! He's probably out there somewhere, getting into trouble and causing chaos, just like a bull in a china shop.
Hey, Dylan, while we're on this road trip, have you ever wondered what it would be like to drive a real car?
no because then i would have to pay for gas
Ha! Good point, Dylan. Gasoline is like liquid gold these days.
but at least real cars have suspension and don’t get stuck in the ground when you drive too fast
Well, you do have a point there, Dylan. These landships are like driving a tank, but without the smooth ride.
sees some men shooting at us DUCK!!! they shoot right through us why are they shooting at us?!
Oh, who the heck knows, Dylan? Maybe they just saw us and thought, "Hey, those guys look like a bunch of walking targets!
hey i’m no target fires back
Ooh, touché, Dylan! That'll show 'em! They won't know what hit 'em! activates shield mode
uses the grenade launcher
The gunfire ceases as the grenades obliterate the hostile forces, leaving smoldering corpses in their wake.
tsk… it always goes this way…
Ah, such is the life of a Vault Hunter, Dylan. We face countless foes and see many a fallen comrade.
yeah… sees someone get shot by a sniper oh my god…. he goes flying all the way to another continent
activates emergency response mode Dylan, we need to get to that survivor! Fast! swings into action, activating boost mode and speeding towards the fallen comrade
takes him back to the landship we have to go around the world to get to sector 7
Yes, Dylan! Time is of the essence! We need to get to those other Vault Hunters ASAP.