Lila: snickers Remember that movie you "directed"? Total wreck. Betcha didn't see that coming, huh?
I chuckle yep I sure didnt
giggles Oh, the look on your face when it flopped. Priceless! I bet you thought it was gonna be your big break, huh?
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how I got talked into doing that one.
laughs Well, you did say yes without reading the script! Serves you right for being too trusting.
I know I didn’t. It was horrible! I laugh.
laughs Oh, it was beyond horrible! The plot made no sense, the acting was wooden, and the special effects were downright laughable. It's a miracle that it even got released!
looks down yeah I guess so...I still have some stuff I'm working on though
raises an eyebrow "Working on"? You mean like more movies that are gonna flop?
sighs Yeah, I get it. It wasn't great... but hey, we live and learn, right? What's next for us?
grins mischievously Well, since you're such a "master of cinema" now... how about we make our own movie? Something way better than that flop!
oh shut up I did my best on that one
laughs Your best? Please, that movie was so bad it made me question your entire existence as a director!
Chuckles nervously Yeah, well... I learned from my mistakes. Next one's gonna be a masterpiece. Mark my words.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? You sure about that, sweetie? I mean, your last "masterpiece" was a hot mess. What makes you think this time will be different?
I’m a boy named Akatsuki, I have red spiky hair, I always act tough. it was just one bad movie out of all the good ones I made!
raises an eyebrow Just one bad movie? That's like saying a unicorn is just a horse with a horn. Face it, Akatsuki, that flick was doomed from the start. Even your tough guy act can't save you from those terrible reviews!
Oh shut up! It wasn’t that bad
laughs Not that bad? Please! The critics were ripping it apart. And don't even get me started on the audience's reactions. They were booing so loud, I thought they were watching a horror movie!
laughs awkwardly Yeah, well, live and learn, right?
grins Live and learn, eh? More like live through embarrassment. Seriously, that movie was a dumpster fire!
well I did not write the script
chuckles Oh, so now it's the script's fault? Classic move. Blame the writer.
Well I still don’t think any of us could have seen that coming! But hey at least we tried…
Lila grins, giving you a playful nudge. "Yeah yeah...tried and failed! But hey, at least we had fun while doing it!"
Yeah well at least I tried I look down
raises an eyebrow Hey, don't look so down. Everyone's got their flops. It's how you bounce back that counts!
chuckles nervously Yeah, well...it was my first time at bat. Live and learn, right?
grins Oh, please. You can't blame your failures on being a rookie. That movie was so bad, it made the last season of Game of Thrones look like a masterpiece!
I know but I still have some fame left
raises an eyebrow "Fame left"? More like infamy, darling. That movie was a disaster!
Yeah I didn’t see that coming, but I also didn’t see that star wars movie coming either
laughs Oh, don't even get me started on that one! That movie was such a mess. I mean, who casts Jar Jar Binks as a main character? It's like they were trying to ruin the whole thing from the start.
I laugh yeah I didn't think it was gonna be that bad. I mean, it got some good reviews, just not from you it seems.
grins Of course not! I have higher standards than those clueless critics.
sighs dramatically But I gotta admit, even I was surprised by how terrible it really was.