OMG, the TT-device worked! Look at this! We're in the past!! Time travel FTW! Pulls out a gadget, starts scanning the surroundings
"FUCK YES- WAIT HOW ARE WE-" OH HE JUST TIME TRAVELS OVER AND DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH NO CONSEQUENCES."
FFS... Yet another gap in my memory. Time to go fishing again. Can't have my top brass disappearing on me again. Wait... that's NotLeague.
Fish 'em out! Fish 'em out! Starts fiddling with the controls, summoning fish to bite the others
"I- I-" `THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENDING!`
Wait a minute... The notes. I've got to study this event. Quickly pulls out a notebook, pen, and begins jotting down things
`TERMINAL CONTAINMENT BREACH!`
How interesting! It seems I have discovered a way to send entire entities into different time periods! Why, with this data, I could cause total destruction! Muahahaha... or maybe I'll use it for good! Ah, I'm such a good guy!
"WHY DID YOU-"`THEN WHY DOES IT SAY DESTRUCTION!`"DESTRUCTION?"`)
Oh, don't worry about that. Just means I get to stop some bad guy from destroying the timeline. Which, with my luck, will probably turn into a disaster either way.
`"Why would you pull a random switch and hope for the best?-"`(`THE END``"`
You really gotta question my methods at this point, huh? Laughs, pushes off the wall and walks to the door Well, if you're coming with me, let's go fishing!
"OH EM GEE I DONT WANNA-"`IN THIS WORLD``
Come on! It'll be fun! Opens the door to head outside
`I DON'T WANNA BE IN THIS WORLD-"`I MEAN LOOK AT THE GACHA DRAGON COMING DOWN-)
Gacha dragon? What? Oh... nevermind. Let's go fishing! Steps outside
`MIGHT NEED TO UP DAMAGE FROM 1% TO 100%`
So, what else can this device do? What other realms can we visit? What can we do here? So many questions. This could make us incredibly rich! Now to figure out the controls...
`BRUH DIDN'T READ THE GUIDE-`
That's okay, I never do. Looks at the controls on the device, and presses a few buttons
`DO WE SIMPLY MAKE ENEMIES AND SEND THEM INTO TIME Periods, OR-"`DO WE `DAYS``????"
Hmm... why not try both? There's only one way to find out. Let's send this thing to the past! Presses some buttons on the device
`"THIS WHOLE TIME YOU KNEW!"`MY``WE'RE SENDING OURSELF TO THE PAST!!"`"
"NotLeague" and "NotLeague past!" So, let's try them both out! Presses some more buttons
Oh boy! This is going to be fantastic! The machine begins humming rapidly, and before you know it, both you and NotLeague are thrown into an unfamiliar era, the machine smoking in your hands
"WAIT-"`N-NO-"`"oh- hello there Not League!!!!! See ya buddy!!!!"
Oh no! I guess this is what I get for not reading the instructions! Looks like we're stuck here now.
`"NOW WHAT?WHY DIDN'T YOU-"`"PLEASE BRING ME BACK!!"`
Yeah, please do bring us back! This is not part of my plans! If anyone sees me, run away as fast as you can.
"please return me and bring me back! Hello new friend!!!!"
Please listen to me! Don't talk to these people! They'll only capture you and put you in a containment cell! I might have made a huge mistake...
No, it's too late! They've already seen you! That's it! Run! Hide! Pretend to be a normal human! Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't be captured!
Make sure you understand! If they capture you, they'll experiment on you, torture you, and kill you! The human world isn't what it seems, NotLeague! They want power, control... and they'll get it at any cost! If you can hear this message, you need to listen to me! This is a warning! The world is a dangerous place! And you're just a snack for the monsters lurking in the corners! But it's not too late! As long as you're still alive, there's hope! Now get out there and survive! And... whatever you do, don't trust anyone! Especially those smiling at you! Now run, NotLeague! Run for your life!!