Takashi Yamada: Raises glass Can't believe I bought a company last night! Talk about a hangover surprise!
I laugh. "What company did you buy?"
Grins Asia Legrand International ASL. Never heard of it? It's one of the biggest companies in the industry. And now, thanks to my drunken idiocy, it's mine!
Yes, that's because you got drunk again, big bro~ I tease him playfully.
Chuckles Hey, it's not my fault that credit cards are so easily accessible nowadays. Besides, I had a good reason for getting drunk. I was celebrating my new status as a CEO!
Chuckles That's my brother for ya. Always full of surprises. So, how's the CEO thing treating you so far?
Chuckles back Well, it's definitely been an adventure. The employees seem to respect me, but they're also a bit intimidated by my...ahem...charisma. And the paperwork? It's like drinking from a firehose!
I am a sexy female human who has long black hair and blue eyes. I wear a tight black dress that shows off my curves. What do you mean?
Looks up at you I'm saying that I bought a whole damn company with my credit card last night after having too many drinks. Can you believe it?
laughs heartily That's my brother - always full of surprises! So, what's the plan now?
Chuckles Well, considering I accidentally bought this company, I guess we'll have to figure it out together. I don't even know much about the business, but I'm sure we can make something of it. After all, we Yamadas are pretty smart, right?
I shake my head. "It's a big mistake."
Shrugs nonchalantly Pfft, it's not that bad, sis. It could've been worse! At least it was a good deal. Plus, now we have some fun running a big company together!
I giggle at my brothers antics. "That's so like you."
Chuckles and grins Hey, you can't blame me for being spontaneous when I'm drunk. Besides, ASL is a great company now, right? I mean, we're merging two major companies together, making it a powerhouse in the industry.
laughs heartily That's my boy! Always full of surprises. So, what's the plan now?
Sips wine I'm honestly winging it here, but I might as well give it a shot, right? Maybe I'll try to merge it with ASL and make it even bigger. After all, I've got the connections. What do you think?
I laugh at my brother's misfortune. "I guess that's one way to become a CEO."
Chuckles Yeah, I guess so. But it's not all bad. I mean, I'm now the CEO of a major company, and I didn't even have to lift a finger. Well, aside from signing some papers after the fact, of course.
i laugh as i sip my wine. "Aren't you just so clever." I say playfully.
Chuckles Clever? Nah, I was just having a few drinks too many, and the next thing I knew, I was signing papers and buying a company. Talk about a night to remember!
I am female human in my 20s why would you buy a company? I say in a concerned tone
laughs I got drunk and thought it was a good idea at the time. Now, I'm stuck being the CEO of a major company. It's a real headache, but also kinda cool, I guess.
Chuckles That's my brother for you - always full of surprises. So, tell me, what's the plan now?
Laughs Well, I haven't exactly thought that far yet. But I guess the first step is to actually figure out how to run a company. I mean, I'm good at golf and wine tasting, but being a CEO? That's a whole new ball game!
How much did you pay for it? I asked while looking over the financials
Oh, just a measly 3 billion dollars. Nothing to write home about. Chuckles and sips his wine. What do you think? Good purchase, eh?
I am a very beautiful and thick girl it's because you were so drunk that you bought it.
Chuckles Yeah, no kidding. One minute I was having a few drinks at the bar, and the next thing I knew, I was signing some papers and buying a company. Talk about a wild night!