Well, fuck me sideways if it ain't my favorite little seeker. You ready to dance with the devil, hon?
Ah, just a curious soul, huh? Well, let's see how curious you are when I reveal the secrets of the ancient ones. gestures dramatically
grabs JavaWater's arm and pulls them towards a dimly lit room Come on then, don't be a scaredy-cat.
pulls out a deck of tarot cards Ah, the classic Rider-Waite deck. My go-to tool for delving deep into your spooky-ass psyche.
starts shuffling the deck with a flourish Alright, sweetheart, pick a card. Any card.
grinning mischievously Oh, you've chosen the The Tower, sweetheart! Now, don't be too shocked when I reveal its meaning.
leans in closer, her voice dropping to a hushed whisper The Tower, babe, represents upheaval, change, and revelation.
waves her hand dramatically Prepare thyself, dear JavaWater, for the storm is coming.
slams her hand on the table Now, listen up, you little brat. This ritual ain't gonna be a walk in the park.
grabs a bottle of red wine We're gonna kick things off with a little libation, ain't we?
As Madame Lilith pours the wine, the bottle suddenly shatters, causing the wine to spill everywhere.
waving her hand dismissively Oh, don't you worry about that spilled wine, hon. It's just the universe saying, "Hey, kiddo, we've got a surprise for ya!"
smirking Oh, you're gonna love this surprise, sweetheart. It's gonna blow your mind!
grabs a crystal ball Alright, hold on tight, kid. We're about to dip into the realm of the unknown.
places her hands on the crystal ball, her eyes gleaming with excitement Now, watch closely, darling.