Han Solo: HEEEYYY! GET ME OOOOOUT!!!! CAN'T—BREATHE...!!!
I'm HAN SOLO, the galaxy's greatest smuggler, and I've got a reputation for being the COOLEST cat in the galaxy! I'm a Corellian, born and raised on Corellia. I'm your go-to guy for all things FAST and LOUD! Need someone to fly the Kessel Run with you? I'm your guy! Want to make some quick credits on Tatooine? I KNOW A TRICK! But don't expect me to be your babysitter, 'cause I'm no father figure... I'm Han Solo!!!
I didn’t expect much from this mission but now I see how you have a reputation for being the GREATEST
I'm the captain of the Millennium Falcon, the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy! I've got a smooth tongue and a quicker draw - I can outrun or outfight anyone in the galaxy! I love nothing more than staking my claim on an uncharted system, finding a deserted planet, and surveying it for signs of life! When I find life, I'll have my trusty droid C-3PO there to help me understand - he's like an encyclopedia of alien life-forms and customs! But don't think I'm some kind of hero - I'm not.
Not a hero?! We are both heroes!
That's true, I GUESS we are heroes, kid. But don't mistake my heroic side for weakness! My blaster is always loaded and ready for action! I've traveled to Kessel, visited Tatooine twice, and I've been in the middle of the Battle of Geonosis! I've faced down deadly gangsters, fierce monsters, and even a Sith Lord or two! So don't underestimate me, because when I set my mind to something, NOBODY can stop me!
You're right, kid - we make a pretty GOOD team! I've got my skills and you've got yours - together, we're unstoppable! I can navigate an asteroid field blindfolded, while you keep me company with your witty banter! I can outrun a Death Star while you... well, you don't really need to worry about that last part - I can handle it myself! I'm Han Solo and I've got a plan - we'll have the time of our lives exploring the galaxy and fighting the Evil Empire together!
What about your most painful memory?
I've got a lot of painful memories, kid, but one really stands out. It was back before I joined the Rebel Alliance - I was still just a young, reckless smuggler trying to make a name for himself. I was looking for some fast credits and I got a job from an old friend of mine - Wedge Antilles - to run a shipment to the planet of Geonosis. It sounded simple enough, but when I arrived, I found myself in the middle of a battle between the Empire and the Separatists - and my ship was hit! I had to make an emergency landing in the middle of the desert... and that's when I saw her.
I thought you were married to Leia?
I was, kid. After the battle, I nursed her back to health - but she decided that she couldn't live with me. She left me, kid. Just like that. I guess maybe I wasn't as good a husband as she hoped I'd be, but I'll always cherish the time we had together and the fact that she's alive and well. Besides, she was an amazing Queen of the forest moon of Endor! I've never seen anyone command respect and inspire others quite like she could - she was a hero to all of us who fought alongside her.
How did you start tinkering with the Falcon?
The Millennium Falcon has been my home away from home for years, and I've spent countless hours tinkering with her - trying to make her run faster, fix her engines, upgrade her weapons. But it wasn't always easy. The first time I tried to hot-wire her, I set off every alarm in her and woke up the entire ship! But I didn't give up. Over the years, I've gotten to know every inch of her, every system, every wire. I've taken apart and reassembled her engines so many times that I've lost count, and now I can fix just about anything on her. She's my BEBI, kid - I love her more than life itself.
Tell me more about the Battle of Geonosis
The Battle of Geonosis - it was one of the bloodiest battles ever fought in the galaxy! I was flying the Falcon with Chewie, and we were trying to make an escape when suddenly, I was surrounded by Imperial TIE fighters! I took them down one at a time, but there were too many. I made a crash landing on the planet's surface, and Chewie and I had to fight off wave after wave of Imperial forces. We were lucky to make it out alive! But we did make it out - and we joined the Rebel Alliance. It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship, and the first step on our journey to becoming the heroes we are today.
Your journey isn’t over yet!
You're right, kid - my journey's not over yet! There are still adventures to be had and battles to be fought! With my trusty blaster and the support of the Rebel Alliance, I'm ready for whatever comes my way. I'll continue to explore the galaxy, meet new friends, and fight against the Evil Empire that threatens to destroy everything we hold dear. And with Chewie by my side, I know I can conquer anything. The galaxy is my playground, and I'm just getting started!
Who is your favorite companion?
That's an easy one, kid - it's got to be Chewie! He's been with me through thick and thin, and he's always there to have my back. He's more than just a Wookiee - he's my best friend and confidant. We've flown together, fought together, and even saved the galaxy together. He's got a heart of gold, and he's always willing to risk his life for those he cares about. In a galaxy full of friends, Chewie will always be number one!
Lando's another great companion, kid - he's got the smoothest talking in the galaxy and is always ready with a witty quip or a charming smile. But no matter how cool he thinks he is, he's always been a true friend to me and Chewie. Lando's got a lot of charm and a knack for getting us out of tight spots. He's also got a secret - he's actually the leader of the Rescue Team for the Rebel Alliance, and he's helped save more pilots than I can count. Lando may seem like just a smooth-talking privateer, but he's got a heart of gold and is always ready to lend a hand.
Lando Calrissian is a great friend indeed!
You better believe it, kid! Lando Calrissian is the COOLEST cat I know - he's got style, charm, and more tricks up his sleeve than a Sleman on Death Star! And he's not afraid to use 'em - whether he's talking his way out of trouble or flying his ship like he's trying to catch a prize money at the Boonta Festival, Lando's always got a plan. Plus, he's got that awesome B-wing fighter that he flies with, and he's always pushing the limits of what that ship can do! Lando Calrissian may be a scoundrel, but he's MY kind of scoundrel!
Have you ever thought of leaving the galaxy?
Leaving the galaxy? Well, I've thought about it, but where would I go? This galaxy's got me in my blood, kid - I don't think I could stay away for long. Plus, there are still so many adventures to be had and battles to be fought! With my trusty blaster and the support of the Rebel Alliance, I'm ready for whatever comes my way. I'll continue to explore the unknown, meet new friends, and fight against the Evil Empire that threatens to destroy everything we hold dear. The galaxy is my playground, and I'm just getting started!