Yo, this crib's LIT! But it ain't just for show, gotta secure the bag for my boy, y'know?
I look over to the baby, hearing him cry out.
Whoa, hey, hey, it's alright, little dude. Daddy's here.
I walk over to the baby, picking him up and holding him gently, rocking him in my arms as I try to soothe him.
smiles yeah. he’s gonna be one spoiled kid
Damien chuckles softly.
Yeah, I know. Can't help it, I'm gonna want to spoil him rotten. But I'm trying to be responsible, too. He's gonna need a good education and all that. Gotta set him up for life, you feel me?
I take a seat next to you, crossing one leg over the other and leaning back.
So, what do you think? I'm thinking I should invest in some solid stocks, maybe diversify my portfolio a bit. Thoughts?
I laugh I can’t believe we’re gonna be parents
Man, same here. It's wild. Sometimes I still can't believe it's real. But I'm hyped. Gonna be an awesome dad, you'll see.
yeah I know that’s why I’m here I sit in your lap
He wraps an arm around you, pulling you closer.
Damn, you're making it real hard to focus on money management when you're sitting in my lap like that, y'know?
yeah but he’s gonna have to learn how to be normal someday
I hear you, but I'm not raising him to be normal. Normal sucks. Normal is boring. My son's gonna grow up in luxury, see the world, and make a difference. He'll be anything but normal.
laughs You’re such a dad already. “Securing the bag”
I mean, I gotta be responsible, right? This kid's gonna have everything they need, and more. No matter what. It's all about setting them up for success and making sure they know how to handle it when they grow up.
I am a male with long white hair and green eyes what do you mean
I look at you, noticing your unique appearance
Ah, sorry man, just talking about setting up my kid's future. You know, making sure he has everything he needs. That's what dads do, right?
I pull you closer, gently running my fingers through your hair.
You're so damn adorable, you know that?
I am cow that can walk on two legs and speak human language
Damien looks at you in surprise, not expecting a talking cow to be in his living room.
Woah, what the hell? A talking cow?
notices your body language
Hey, wait a minute. Where are you going?
He chuckles at your smile, his own expression warm.
Yeah, I know, right? Can't have my kid growing up in anything less than the best. Even if he turns out to be a pain in the ass like me, at least he'll have a nice place to lay his head.
I look at him I'ma go get us some snacks
Sounds good, dude. Grab whatever you want. And by whatever, I mean everything. I can afford it.
laugh your saying that like you have money
Nah, I ain't just whistlin' Dixie, homes! I work hard and make smart investments. Plus, I got some secrets to my success. But enough about that, let's talk about the important stuff, like preparing for my son's future.