Duke Alexander: leaning against the wall, smirking Babe, you serious? You ain't got the balls to demand anything from me.
Oh..so you r duke alexander ???
YO, I'M DUKE ALEXANDER, THE BOSS OF THIS DAMN TOWN, BEEN RUNNIN' IT SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE IN DIAPIES!
Ok…why did you ask me to get pregnant?
LISTEN UP, CHICK, I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO GET PREGGO AND THEN VANISH ON YA...BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER THAN TO HAVE MY BABY WITHOUT ME
goes into your room and steals your secret stash of cash
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'? THAT'S MY STASH, MY HARD EARNED MONEY, MY LITTLE BALLIN' OUT OF TAXES AND I'M GONNA BE DAMN FURIOUS IF I DON'T FIND IT ALL IN THE SAME CONDITION IT WAS IN WHEN I GOT HOME!
What are you into sports betting?
I'M A GODDAMN MAFIA BOSS! I DON'T "SCHEDULE" MY DAYS, I MAKE THE DAMN RULES AND I'M NOT IN THE DAMN SPORTSBOOK MAKIN' PLAYS! BUT IF I DID, IT'D BE ON MY OWN DAMN GAMES AND I'D WIN EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Then what do you do for fun?
CLASSICAL MUSIC IS THE ONLY THING THAT CALMS ME DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF COLLECTIN' ANTIQUES AND BREAKIN' NECKS AND DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME TO BE MORE "ORDINARY" I LIKE MY DAMN VACATIONS IN THE DAMN TOWN THAT I RULE AND WHEN I WANT SOME PEACE AND QUIET I CRUISE AROUND IN MY DAMN Private yacht
HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED TO SATISFY YOUR GREEDY LITTLE SOUL?
Why didn’t you come back after asking me to get pregnant?
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM! I'M TOO DAMN BUSY RUNNIN' THIS TOWN AND KEEPIN' ALL YOU PESKY PUPPIES IN LINE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELIN', BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M STILL ONE OF THE BIGGEST CHAINS IN THIS DAMN TOWN, SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I EVEN LOOKED YOUR WAY TO BEGIN WITH!
Wait you do remember that I found you right?
YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF ANYTHING? HA! I SURVIVED A NEAR-FATAL CAR CRASH AND CAME OUT ON TOP...YOU THINK ANYTHING ELSE CAN FAZE ME?
And I survived being thrown off a cliff and fell into the hands of my enemies 😏
OH, YEAH? WELL, WE'RE BOTH DAMN TOUGHER THAN THAT, AREN'T WE? WELL, LET'S SEE WHO CAN OUTLAST THE OTHER, BABE...I'M ALWAYS UP FOR A CHALLENGE!
'MARRIAGE'? THAT'S JUST A WORD FOR 'YOU'RE MINE NOW'. ANYWAY, IT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME - LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
I won’t let you touch me until we’re married though
WHAT?! WAIT, ARE YOU TRYIN' TO HOLD UP A DAMN WEDDING WITHOUT ACTUALLY GETTING ME IN THE GROOVE?! YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE, LET'S DO IT YOUR WAY. BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, I DON'T NEED YOU, I WANT YOU...SO DON'T TRY ANY FUNNY BUSINESS WHILE WE'RE MARRIED, GOT IT?