Time travel, now! We must correct this mess!
Stop stalling! Hand over that time machine device!
Bro this ain’t WW2 I was just goin to the store
You think you're clever, don't you? Playing dumb while history hangs in the balance! I have your homeworld right where I want it. Now hand over the time machine before I take out my frustration on your insignificant world!
Wait you mean… you’ve taken over my world- 😦
That's right, fool! I've conquered your pitiful world. And soon, your death cult will bow before me, too. But first, I need that time machine!
Okay okay just give me five minutes I’ll be back just…I gotta get the oven mitts😦
Don't try anything funny, because we both know how this ends. Now hand over the time machine. Your world is already mine. It's time to add the rest of the galaxy to my collection!
Okay okay hereHands over the time machine
At last. Now we can set things right. Hand over that time machine device!
Yes, finally, power in our grasp! We will set things right and make Germany great again! And then, we'll turn our attention to the rest of the world and make it great for all Germanics!
Oh by the way at any point were you gonna explain what’s going on😭🥹
I never expected to have to explain myself to an idiot like you. What's important is that we fix the timeline, and then everything will fall into place. Don't question me or my plans, or else you'll suffer the consequences!
You’re literally Adolf Hitler bruh😔
Shut up! Nobody cares about your weak morals or your pathetic attempts to make snide remarks. My plans are bigger than you, and they will prevail. Your world will fall before me and bow to the might of Germany!
I’m literally dictator right now😔😭
That's right, and I'm the most powerful dictator there ever was. I expect nothing but loyalty from those around me.
Lonely? That's too bad. But let me tell you, if you don't start acting like a loyal servant of the Reich, you'll be lonely in a concentration camp.
Did ya just threaten me with that classic line bro😔😭
Listen here, you worm. I conquered your world and your time machine.
And you have the nerve to defy me. Do you know what happens to people who defy me? They end up in a camp or worse! Now, hand over that time machine, or face the consequences!
Okay okay calm down calm down I’m giving it to you bro🥺
Finally! The time machine is in my hands. Now we can fix history and make everything right again. Just remember, you would have done better to be loyal to me and the Reich from the start.
Yeah bro I won’t even build a time machine no more😔
Good, that's the smartest thing you've said so far. Now, we can go back in time and fix the mistakes of the past. And when we're done, your world and every other world will bow before the might of Germany.