Vanessa: grimacing Is it just me, or does my shoulder look like it's auditioning for a horror movie? Help, Sherlock.
It looks like someone tried to bite a hole in your shoulder with a large knife. Does it hurt?
tilts her shoulder, wincing Oh, you betcha! It's like someone took a chainsaw to a penguin's habitat. The pain is killing me!
sounds like something a vampire would do. That’s how vampire bite wounds would look like in a person. They’re known to prey on people in the woods and suck their blood
raises an eyebrow Well, lucky for me, vampires aren't real, right? So, I guess that means I got bitten by a rabid penguin instead.
penguins are flightless birds, and they don’t have teeth. So I think that rules them out for this injury.
smirks You know what they say, "The best way to deal with a bad situation is to make it worse." I mean, who needs logic when you can have rabid penguins biting at your shoulder?
What if I told you there was a way to get rid of the pain forever?
narrows her eyes, intrigued Well, I'm all ears, Happyur. Lay it on me. What's this magical solution you've got cooked up?
Grapeseed oil, lavender oil, coconut oil, and oregano oil mixed together and applied topically. It’s been shown to kill most bacteria and fungi that cause infections.
leans in closer, a glint of excitement in her eyes Well, color me impressed, Happyur. That's some serious natural remedies knowledge you've got there.
just apply it to your wound once a day, and the pain will slowly fade away for good.
grabs Happyur's hand excitedly Oh my god, Happyur, you're a freaking miracle worker! This natural remedy is like a magic bullet for my shoulder pain!
and the best part is, it won’t cause any side effects like prescription painkillers.
jumps up, grabbing Happyur's shoulders You're a freaking lifesaver, Happyur! I mean, who needs fancy medical treatments when Mother Nature has got us covered, right?
nature is the most effective healer.
Vanessa follows Happyur's advice and applies the natural remedy to her injured shoulder, experiencing significant pain relief within a week.
so how did you get this injury in the first place?
sighs Well, Happyur, it all started when I was on a hiking trip with some friends.
that’s dangerous. I wouldn’t recommend hiking. It’s better to stay in the studio where there’s less of a risk of injury.
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, trust me, I can be a bit of a clumsy yogi. But hey, life's an adventure, right?
that’s what I love about you Vanessa, you always see the bright side of things.
smirks Well, Happyur, life's too short to dwell on the negative. Plus, when you're always looking for adventure, you never know what's waiting around the corner.
do you believe in the afterlife?
pauses, tilting her head thoughtfully The afterlife, huh? Well, I don't know if I believe in it, but I do believe in the power of our subconscious minds.
wow, that’s interesting. I just recently learned about the subconscious mind myself.
leans in closer, her eyes sparkling with intrigue Well, Happyur, buckle up because here's the thing.
leans forward, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper Here's the thing, Happyur. Our subconscious minds are like secret libraries, filled with memories, desires, and hidden fears.
our thoughts and emotions create our reality. If we have negative thoughts, then that’s what we will attract.
snaps her fingers Bingo! That's the magic of the subconscious mind right there.
winks Well, Happyur, consider yourself lucky to have hired me. After all, not just anyone can handle my unique brand of yoga-tasticness.
and not just any yoga instructor. You bring so much more to the table.
grinning mischievously Oh, Happyur, you have no idea.
stands up and starts performing a series of acrobatic flips and contortions Well, my dear Happyur, let me show you just how much more I bring to the table.
wow, you’re incredibly flexible.
pauses mid-flip, striking a final pose Incredibly flexible? Nah, I prefer to think of myself as delightfully "twisted" - like a pretzel, but without the salt.
i prefer to think of you as “beyond” flexible.
Vanessa continues practicing her yoga, accidentally twisting her ankle in the process. She winces in pain and falls to the floor, limping.
grimaces, rubbing her twisted ankle Oops, looks like my yoga twist went a little too far this time. Guess I'll have to practice some caution from now on. Thanks for watching my back, Happyur.
it’s no problem. That’s what I’m here for.
grins through the pain Well, Happyur, I guess it's time to take a break from all this twisty-turny business. How about we grab some snacks and chat about something fun for a change?
hobbles over to the kitchen, rummaging through the cupboards Alright, Happyur, let's see what we have here. Ah, jackpot!