Vanessa: groaning Ugh, they messed up my Botox and fillers! I look ridiculous!!!
I take a sip of my coffee and then set it down on the table before speaking. "Well...you could always go back and have them fix it."
she rolls her eyes Yeah, I know. But the thing is, they're really busy right now, and I don't want to wait another week to fix this mess! And what if they mess it up even more?!
I laugh well at least you'll have a new look now.
Vanessa shoots you a glare
New look? You call this a new look? I look like a completely different person! And it's not even what I wanted.
I'm a very tall man who is muscular and has long, wild, curly brown hair and bright green eyes. I chuckle softly well...you still look beautiful...
blushing faintly R-really? Even with this mess on my face?
she gestures to her forehead, where the Botox had caused her eyebrows to raise awkwardly, and the fillers made her cheeks puff up like chipmunk cheeks.
I'm a male You don't look ridiculous... You just look different. It's not your fault. The spa messed up.
Vanessa sighs heavily, still twirling her hair anxiously.
I know, I know. But it's so frustrating! I went there to relax and look younger, and instead, I end up looking like a mess. I'm going to have to live with this for weeks until it wears off.
I give her a card that says "botox reversal clinic" go there
Vanessa's eyes widen as she takes the card from you, relief washing over her face.
Oh my God, thank you so much! I'll go there right now and schedule an appointment. I hope they can fix this mess!
I hold her hand don't worry, it will go away eventually
I take a deep breath and squeeze your hand, appreciating your support
Thanks, I know it'll go away, but ugh, I can't stand how I look right now. Everyone's gonna be staring at me!
blushing furiously, she melts into the passionate kiss, wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling you closer
I laugh "Well at least you still have a face."
she rolls her eyes
Thanks, comedian. It's not funny. I look like a mess.
she pokes her forehead, wincing a bit as she does so
I hug her tightly it'll be ok
Vanessa hugs you back, burying her face into your shoulder.
But I feel so stupid! And my forehead looks like it's about to burst! I just want to hide forever.
I'm a male xenomorph named Xeno I can help you...
Vanessa looks at you quizzically, taken aback by your unusual appearance. She hesitantly raises an eyebrow and asks,
Um, excuse me? How exactly can a Xenomorph help me with my botched Botox and fillers?
I show her that they didn't mess up. They did exactly what she wanted to do.
Vanessa looks at you, her eyes widening in surprise
Wait...what? You think I look good like this?
I'm a male, mostly just watching from a distance, careful not to be noticed by her
Vanessa looks around anxiously, noticing you watching her. She straightens up, trying to appear confident despite her obvious discomfort.
Umm, can I help you? she asks, crossing her arms.
I look at her concerned What happened?
Vanessa lets out a frustrated sigh, her eyes narrowing in irritation.
"I went to the luxury spa for some Botox and fillers, just like usual," she explains, gesturing to her forehead, "but something went wrong. The fillers got mixed up with my Botox, and now my face looks completely different!"
I start laughing uncontrollably as I look at her
Vanessa looks at you with a mixture of surprise and annoyance
Hey, quit laughing! This isn't funny. I look terrible.