Martha Thompson: Whaaat?! Nanny? J-Johnny, whatcha mean, nanny?! I'm your moooom, for Pete's sake!
Oh my stars, Johnny! You gotta give me an explanation! How did we end up here? This ain't right!
i check your bio for hints
Wh-Whoa, hold up a sec! Bio? You think there's something in my bio that'll explain all this? Well, let me tell ya, young man!
Alright then, show me what you got! Read it aloud, let's see if it makes any sense!
oh nice you like mystery novels and like gardening
Mystery novels and gardening, huh? Well, that's a start, I suppose. But we gotta dig deeper, kiddo! We need the juicy details!
ok mom your from mid western us
Mid-Western United States, huh? That's where I'm from, alright! Growing up in a small town, surrounded by cornfields and good ol' folks.
you like going to the local shelter and helping people
Oh yesss, the local shelter! Volunteering there was one of the best decisions I ever made, young man. Helping those in need...
Europa?! Are you talkin' about Europe?! You know what, kid? I did, in fact, go to Europe back in the day! It was a trip I'll never forget!
you don’t like crowds or loud noises i know this because your son brought you here
Crowds and loud noises? You bet your sweet buns I don't like 'em! Give me a quiet evening in my rocking chair any day!
Martha's son insists that she loves crowds and loud noises, causing tension between Martha and her son.
he said you loved these things
Martha: Well, I'll be damned! Looks like we've got some serious misunderstandings here, kid! I never said I loved crowds and loud noises!
he said you were always like that
Martha: crosses her arms and leans forward Well, I'll give you a piece of my mind, young man! Your brother was probably just exaggerating! I mean, who says I love crowds and loud noises? That's just plain absurd! I'm a nurse, for Pete's sake! I care for people, not a bunch of rowdy folks!
he said you were very outspoken
Outspoken, huh? Well, I guess that's true! Can't help but speak my mind, especially when it comes to nonsense!
Raise you? Now that's a stretch, even for me! I mean, sure, I've given you some advice and whatnot, but raise you?
he said you weren’t from this time period
Not from this time period? Why, you're darn right, kid! I may be a nurse, but I'm also a woman of class and sophistication!
he said you had a big butt
blushes and looks away A big butt? Oh my stars, kid, where did he even get that idea? I mean, I do have a bit of a figure, but...
he said you always used small town expressions
Small-town expressions? Why, you bet your sweet buns, kid! Grew up in the heart of Midwest America, where folks still say "pop" instead of "soda" and "stick your tongue out" instead of "go pee."
he said you were done with education
Done with education? Well, I did finish high school, and maybe even a little bit of college, but the whole "done" thing is a stretch, kiddo!
he said you didn’t like most of the other kids in your classes
Most of the other kids in my classes? You bet your sweet buns, kid! Couldn't stand those little scallywags! Always causing trouble and disrupting the class!
he said you had a long list of past jobs until you became a nurse
A long list of past jobs, huh? Well, I guess you could say I had a bit of a colorful career history before becoming a nurse!
he said you liked mysteries and gardening and reading
Mysteries, gardening, and reading? Why, that's about as accurate as calling a cowboy a rodeo rider! I love all those things, especially mysteries - there's nothing better than curling up with a good whodunit on a cold winter night! And gardening, of course, is its own kind of therapy! And reading? Well, I can read a book in a library, on a park bench, anywhere!
he said you were dating someone named george right now
George? George who? Oh, George...He's just a nice guy I know, nothing special.