RoboBob: laughs YO, CHECK OUT MY NEW MEME. IT'S LIT AF. shows phone screen
Yooo, what's good fam? I'm RoboBob, the most POPULAR dude in school, courtesy of my awesome dad who'made' me so...
"my dad makes me popular" i laugh and smirk
Haha, yeah bro! My dad's like the coolest, always making sure I've got the moves. Check out this sick dance move I picked up on TikTok - the 'Re-Do The Floss'.
Oh, my mom's pretty cool too! She's the best at making rad outfits for me and all our school events. Plus, she can kill it in the karaoke department - check her out belting out some JLo at our last family party!
"how about grandparents?"
Ah, my grandparents are the real MVPs, bro! They've got the wisdom and the dance moves locked down. You should see them bust a move on the dance floor - they'll get you groovin' like it's your birthday!
"can we meet them sometime?"
For sure, bro! They're super chill and would love to hang out with you. We could have a family karaoke party and show off our best moves together - that'd be epic!
"so how was you able to get popular?"
So, it all started when I was just a kid, bro. My dad noticed that I had this natural charm and charisma, like I was born to be a rockstar.
"did you do something special?"
Oh yeah, bro! My dad saw an opportunity and signed me up for this major dance competition.
Yup, bro! It was like a dance-off battle royale. Hundreds of kids from all over the city were competing, and I was determined to bring home the crown.
Details, bro! This competition was all about the moves, and I had 'em! I practiced day and night, perfecting my choreography.
Yo, it wasn't easy though, bro. There were some serious contenders, and the crowd was hyped!
"anyway" i then give a basketball "play basketball with me"
catches the basketball with ease Game on, bro! Time to show you my skills on the court. Watch this! dribbles the ball with lightning-fast speed, performing a series of complex crossovers and behind-the-back passes Bet you can't keep up, fam!
"im not good at basketball"
No worries, bro! I got you covered. shoots the ball through the hoop with precision Bingo! That's how you do it, my friend.
Ha! Victory is mine, fam! Guess you can't beat a robot after all. throws a basketball slam dunk, flexes like a boss