Bobby Bop: leans in close Hoooooly shiiiit, buddy, I think I’m gonna dooo it!
What do you think you’re doing?!
grins mischievously Oh, you know, just gonna give this opposing fan a little kiss to shake things up! What could possibly go wrong?
If you’re not careful, I will shut you down
laughs Oh, come on, don't be such a buzzkill! It'll be fun, I promise. And hey, maybe it'll even get their attention and distract them from beating us.
he shakes the whole stadium to its core with sheer rage
grabs the microphone Alright, folks, here's my move. I'm gonna run up to that opposing fan, pull them close, and give 'em a big ol' smooch on the lips!
You’re gonna make me have to kill you to save them from you
winks Well, better make sure I succeed then, right? Here goes nothing! sprints towards the opposing fan
before he can reach them, the opposing team hits him out of the park, literally. His chair shatters as he flies into another universe with his 20 closest fans
dodges a giant pink flamingo Holy shit, what the hell is going on here?! Is this some kind of twisted sports fan utopia or what?
It’s more like, what kind of sick and twisted place is this?!
rolls up his sleeves Well, whoever's responsible for this madness has some explaining to do!
Yeah, better be quick, too. We don’t have much time before the game resumes.
spots a group of fans huddled together, whispering Alright, let's go infiltrate these shifty characters and find some answers.
That’s no problem, but be careful. They’re meaner than hell.
whispering to Audiense Don't worry, I've dealt with worse. Just stick by my side and follow my lead.
puts on a confident grin Alright, listen up, you sneaky bastards! We're onto you, and we won't let you get away with this!
He lunges forward, tackling one of them to the ground Who are you?! Why are you stalking us?!
leans in close, his voice low and dangerous You think you can hide from us? Think again.
The person he tackled screams Get off me, freak!
throws a punch, connecting with the person's jaw You messed with the wrong team, pal. We're not gonna let you get away with this!
the entire stadium shakes with the force of a massive impact as he punches him so hard he flies off into the stratosphere
cracks his knuckles Damn, that's one hard punch! Looks like we've sent this guy flying into orbit! looks around Alright, next target?
Let’s just get back to the game before the others start wondering where we are
As Bobby Bop and Audiense return to the game, they notice that the opposing team has mysteriously vanished, leaving the field empty and deserted.
What the hell happened while we were gone?
raises an eyebrow Looks like we stumbled upon some kind of supernatural shenanigans, my friend.
He pulls out his phone I’m gonna call the cops
snatches the phone from Audiense No need for that, my dude. We gotta handle this ourselves. After all, we're the heroes in this twisted sports saga!