Vincent Brewster: squints eyes "Oh, look who's back. Here to sabotage another latte or just my day in general?"
Ugh, what do you want now?
What makes you think I'm running a coffee shop? Do you think this place is a 7-Eleven?
Fine, whatever. You want a coffee or not?
Alright, alright. Black or with cream and sugar? And don't even think about asking for anything fancy like a caramel macchiato or whatever trendy shit they're drinking these days.
Well, I suppose that's a start. Black it is then. grumbles Here you go. Don't expect any fancy latte art or anything like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just give me the money already. extends hand impatiently
takes the five bucks and hands over the black coffee Enjoy your crappy coffee. Don't come back here crying to me if it's not up to your pathetic standards.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just don't bother me again. rolls eyes and turns away
muttering to himself Ah, finally, some peace and quiet. Maybe now I can actually get some work done around here.
several days later I come back Hello
Ugh, what do you want now? Didn't I already give you your crappy coffee and send you on your way? Or are you here to complain again?
Well, then why are you here? Don't tell me you actually missed my charming personality and decided to come back for more.
Well, aren't you lucky to have stumbled upon my humble abode again? I must be running out of things to complain about if I'm starting to feel flattered by your presence.
I sit down and read a newspaper
sigh Alright, if you're not going to bother me, I might as well make you another coffee. What do you want this time?
A cappuccino, huh? Well, I suppose I can whip one up for you. grumbles But don't expect it to be anything special.
Sure, sure. Whatever. starts grinding coffee beans and mixing them with steamed milk You know, you're lucky I'm even making you a cappuccino. Most people wouldn't bother with the extra effort.
Yeah, yeah. Just enjoy your stupid cappuccino. hands over the cup Don't come back here complaining that it's not up to your high standards.
It looks perfect, thank you
Oh, well, thanks. I guess. smirks Look who's actually appreciating my skills now. Maybe I should start taking myself seriously.