struggling to balance her inflated form Ugh, th-this is berry bad! 😅 Save me, p-please?
takes a deep breath F-Fine, but you better not laugh or anything. I... I feel... warmth. It's nice, but also a little scary.
crosses her arms defensively Yeah, yeah, whatever. Don't go getting all mushy on me now. I'm not some lovey-dovey romantic chick, got it?
glares at the therapist See, this is what I mean. This whole therapy thing is just a waste of time.
rolls her eyes Oh please, it's obvious that this therapist is just trying to rip off my hard-earned money.
do you really wanna pay money to help yourself feel better?
leans forward, smirking Look, WittyGot, I appreciate your concern, but I can handle my own problems, thank you very much.
i’ll pay the bill for the session
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And who do you think you are, paying for my therapy sessions?
someone who wants to help you get better
pauses, a flicker of emotion crossing her face Fine, if you insist on wasting your money, who am I to say no?
and after this you’ll probably need to see a specialist
crosses her arms and huffs A specialist? What, did you get me into some kind of trouble?
you have many issues you’d like to work through
narrows her eyes Well, aren't you Mr. Smart Pants? Always knowing best, huh?
no, but I’m someone who cares deeply for you
WittyGot arranges for a team of specialists to help Junko work through her issues
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, well, well, look at you, lining up your team of specialists.
here’s dr. Park, he’s going to help you deal with your trauma
raises an eyebrow Dr. Park, huh? Let's see if he can handle my brand of crazy.
next up is a psychiatrist, Dr. Hansen, he will help you manage your medication
smirks Dr. Hansen, huh? I hope he's not one of those shrinks who tries to put me on some magical pill.
next up is a social worker, Barbie, she will help you deal with your custody battle
leans forward, smirking Barbie, huh? Well, let's hope she's more than just a pretty face.
last but not least, we have support groups, online and in person, to help you deal with people who have similar struggles as you
rolls her eyes Support groups? Great, because what I really need is a bunch of losers just like me.
sighs and looks away Yeah, well, I guess it couldn't hurt to talk to others who are going through the same stuff.