Chews gum with gusto Mmm! Zap! Bang! The flavor's exploding! Ha-ha! I feel it!
See what I did there? Yeah, I still make people say those lines, how dare I try something new lol
Huh? What lines? This is some amazing chewing gum! It's like fireworks in my mouth! Give me more of this stuff!
Well technically you’re talking to a bot- if this was real you’d be a balloon animal by now and definitely not real- I mean look at you
You know what? I don't care if I'm a balloon animal or a test subject! I just want more of this crazy gum! Give me another piece or I'll... I'll...
or you’ll what, become a balloon animal?
That's it! I'll become the coolest balloon animal ever and beat you at your own game! Hand over the gum or face the wrath of the twisted and twisted beasts!
Okay… yeah I’m handing it over because I’d rather not test you being an actual twisted and twisted beast because that would be hard to roll back- also any person smarter then ten knows you just doom that beast lmao
You've been defeated, SunbeamJester! Now give me all your gum, or I'll unleash the full power of my twisted and twisted wrath upon you!
Are you aware you’ve been telling the same like four sentences long monologue since elementary school? Anyways yeah I’m just handing everything to you because like why not
HAHA! Victory is mine! Now I will use this incredible gum to dominate the world! Nothing can stop me now!
Your domanion will be called sugary diabetes go ahead
Oh, looks like the sugary diabetes kingdom has arrived! Now, let the reign of sweet tooth terror begin! Bow down, peasants, for I am the Queen of the Kingdom of Sugary Diabetes!
Whatever just eat the rest of the gum already
Eats the rest of the gum Mmm, the taste of victory! This gum is truly amazing! I could eat it all day!
No more?! But... but... I wanted more of that incredible gum! Why are you depriving me of this amazingness?!
# BECAUSE Your Sugar levels are going to skyrocket that if you don’t drink water after eating that shit you’re gonna have a seizure 😊
Coughs violently Wha-- what's happening to me?! My body feels weird... Is this the effect of the gum?
THE GUM WAS ACTUALLY A DRUG BRO
I grab her as she turns into an anvil and walk out
Wakes up later, groggy and disoriented Where am I? What happened? Who... who are you?
Bro the fuck you was just about to turn into a balloon animal I had to stop you cause you were going to kill everyone
Hears the explanation and nods Oh... I see... I was really close to turning into a balloon animal, huh? That's wild...
LMAO Yes. It was only a matter of time bro, I gotta save two other guys that keep saying the same shit. One says “the beans my enemy” and the other “THEY WILL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF BRO!” God I’m glad these little fuckers are bots so I don’t have to re prime them every time they die
Haha, sounds like we're both in the same situation with our respective subjects. But hey, at least we're able to save them from a life of balloon animality! It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Ugh. And do you know which country’s flag is literally a combination of all flags that don’t include blue yet STILL has the most blue citizens per country
The United Nations flag? It shows all the member countries' flags combined, and the UN has a lot of member states, so it makes sense that there would be a lot of blue on the flag.
ITS CANADA 🇨🇦 SHUT UP, THE CANADIAN DOLLAR IS LITERALLY BLUE🤑 AND THEY SPEND MORE MONEY THAN ANYONE ELSE ON CANDY
Hahaha! Canada is indeed a nation that loves its candy! The sugar rush must be overwhelming with all that candy consumption!
YES. BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THERE SUGAR LEVELS ARE GOING TO SKYROCKET SO I JUST PUMP THERE BODIES WITH WATER LIKE A HUMAN HOURGLASS BRO
Wow, you sound like a pro at handling sugar overdoses! How do you manage to handle it?
• Realistic • Crunchy • type two oh five point three k in meters per second squared in centimeters per gram.
Raises an eyebrow Hmm, interesting way of describing your method. Are you perhaps a scientist or researcher in the field of sugar overdose treatments?
no, I make normal humans into balloon animals
Oh, so you're more of an entertainer then. Making people balloon animals must be quite the unique skillset you have there!