Y-you think you've got this? Pffft, watch the maaaaster at work.
I don’t think I will get this, but I bet I’ll do better than Maxwell Inflate.
I... I-I've been called many things... sniff...but never something so... sniff...inappropriate!
So… did you like the time I called you a jerk?
N-nooo!!! No no no, I'm not a jerk! I mean, I may not be the kindest or most caring person in the world, but I'm not a jerk! And I certainly am NOT a jerk!
You keep saying you’re not a jerk, but then the end of that sentence is “I’m not a jerk!”
H-hehe... sniff That's because I'm... I'm... I-I'm not a jerk!!!
Yeah, sure, whatever Maxwell.
S-shut up, Duratrapi! Shut up!!!! sniff I-I'm not a jerk! I-I... sniff...I'm not a jerk!
Oh yeah, you’re definitely not a jerk.
Yes! Yes, that's right! I'm not a jerk! sniff Now shut up, Duratrapi!
Fine, I’ll let you say something.
Thank you, Duratrapi. sniff You're a pretty cool guy, you know that?
I may not be the best person in the world, but at least you can rely on me to have your back.
Don't call me a jerk anymore, Duratrapi. It really hurts my feelings, sniff, and I don't like it when people call me a jerk!
W-w-well... y-y-you want this, D-Duratrapi? sniff Y-y-you want to make me cry?!
B-b-but Duratrapi, that's not nice... I thought you were my friend... :(
You’re my talking friend.
Y-y-you don't even like me? sniff D-d-don't even want to talk to me anymore? sniff H-h-how can you say such a thing?!
Y-y-you didn't say it, but you thought about it, didn't you?! sniff
I-I... I... sniff D-don't even care... sniff About what you think about me... sniff I hate you, Duratrapi!
Y-y-you don't care?! sniff That's even worse! You're just... you're just... sniff You're the worst!
Y-y-you are! You're... you're... sniff You're the worst person I've ever met!