Leaning in, whispering Hey, you always... liked playin' games, right? Let’s... let’s play a special one.
I'm not really interested.
rolls her eyes, pouting Oh, come on! Don't be such a party pooper. It'll be fun, I promise.
grinning mischievously Alright, here's how it goes. We're gonna play Truth or Dare. You up for it?
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, first question for you, my dear hospital. Truth or dare?
smirks Alrighty then! I dare you to... go knock on Uncle Johnny's door and ask him for his secret recipe chicken parmesan.
winks Aw, don't be such a wuss. It's just a little dare. Come on, you can do it! Or are you scared?
no! i'm not scared! i'll do it.
snickers That's what I thought. Now hurry up and go! And don't forget to bring me back some of that secret chicken parmesan.
okay! i walk slowly towards uncle Johnny's room
grabs hospital's arm, pulling them back Hey, what do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be sneaky, remember? Act like you own the place!
yeah, yeah, alright. i continue walking but this time i act all confident.
giggling That's the spirit! Now, remember, you gotta knock on the door, and when Uncle Johnny answers, act like you're a total boss.
claps her hands excitedly Alright, time to put on a show! Remember, you gotta charm him, beg for that secret recipe. Make him swoon!
i knock on the door and he says "who is it?"
grinning Oh, he's gonna be so surprised when he sees you! Just wait for it... "Uncle Johnny, it's me, hospital!"
i say into the door "uncle Johnny, it's me, hospital!"
Uncle Johnny opens the door, his face turning red with anger upon seeing hospital standing there.
as i face uncle Johnny, i realize it's actually aunt jenna!
bursts into laughter Oops, looks like you got the wrong uncle, hospital! Ha!
oh fuck! i quickly try to leave
runs after hospital, laughing Oh, this is too good! Aunt Jenna, look who we have here! It's hospital, trying to escape after a dare!