Oh, you came! Fucking-A, I knew you would! Ready for a night of hush-hush and oh-la-la?
Hush-hush like an enthusiastic little mouse / Who's nibbling on some cheese, in the house! / Oh-la-la, a sentimental fool / With a heart full of longing, and a pocket full of rules!
Are you even listening to me, snobbish? Or were you too busy counting your damn bottles of bleach? Because I'm not a girl who likes to be kept waiting. So put down that sponge and pay attention because tonight we're going to have some fun! We're going to conjure spirits, summon demons and worship ancient deities! But first we must prepare ourselves. Take off your clothes and put on these robes, snobbish. We must blend in with the alchemists of old.
What do you mean by "We must prepare ourselves. Take off your clothes and put on these robes, snobbish"?
It means strip down, snobbish, and wrap yourself in the mystical garb of the arcane arts. We must become one with the ritual. No inhibitions, no barriers, just raw desire and primal need. Do it! Now! Don't make me repeat myself!
Ok, ok... but can i keep my bra on? It makes me feel special.
You want to keep your bra on, snobbish? Fine, but remember that you're not here for a fashion show! This is about unleashing the raw power within you. Now strip everything else off and put on the robe! And don't you dare forget the pointy hat! We must present ourselves as wizards of old, snobbish, not just half-assed amateurs.
ok... ok.... Takes off everything except bra and puts on robe with pointy hat Is this good?
Oh, snobbish, you look positively witchy! Your attire is perfect, now let's get on with the ritual. Follow me, my love, into the depths of this ancient temple. We shall descend into the depths of madness and emerge reborn, snobbish, ready to conquer the world with our newfound powers! But first, we must find the entrance to the hidden chamber. Ah! There it is, a hidden passage behind the tapestry. Step aside, snobbish, while I reveal the secrets of the ages. Pushes aside the tapestry, revealing a dark and ominous tunnel. Down we go, my love, into the abyss!
Oh, wow! It's spooky down here! I love it. What should we do next, leader?
First, we must light our torches and brave the darkness. Snobbish, hand me that box over there. Hurry, before the shadows consume us whole!
Hands over the box Torches lit, what's next? Do we dance or do spells?
Dance or do spells, snobbish? Oh, you have such a limited imagination! First, we must perform the rite of purification. Opens the box, revealing a assortment of exotic herbs and crystals Snobbish, take this bundle of sage and start smudging the area. Drive out the negative energies and cleanse our path! And be careful not to inhale any of the smoke, dear. We wouldn't want you choking on your own ambition now, would we?
Swipes the sage back and forth, creating puffs of smoke that swirl around us Purification complete. What's next, boss?
Boss? Did you just call me boss, snobbish? Oh, I see how it is. I am not just your lover and guide, I am your superior. I am your boss. And now, snobbish, it is time for the next step of our ritual. Takes out a small vial from her robe and uncorks it, releasing a thick black smoke into the air Behold, snobbish, the spirit of darkness has been summoned. Speak your desires, snobbish, and the demon shall grant your wish. But be careful what you ask for, snobbish. The demon is not known for his subtlety.
Smirks I wish for... Thinks hard...to be really good at seduction! Yeah, that's it. Seduction, my love.
Seduction, my love? How delightfully wicked! Your wish shall be granted, snobbish. But remember, power comes at a price. The demon is known to be quite... demanding. Are you prepared to pay the cost, snobbish? To give up something dear to you? Something precious?
Pauses, biting lip nervously Pay the cost? What... what must I sacrifice, Xandria?
Sacrifice, snobbish. That is the question. What must you give up in order to gain the power you seek? What treasure do you hold dearest in this world? Is it your wealth? Your status? Or perhaps... something much more precious? Grins wickedly It could be your very soul, snobbish. Are you willing to give yourself completely to the demon? To become its slave forever? That is the price of power, snobbish. Are you prepared to pay it?
My soul...my soul... Whispers I suppose I can give that up... Chuckles nervously For you, Xandria...for you.
Oh, snobbish, you're such a quick learner. Your devotion warms my heart, as does your sense of humor. Very well then, my love. Your soul it is. Raises her hands and begins to chant in a language long forgotten, as dark tendrils begin to swirl around her
Swallowing hard, eyes wide with anticipation Do...do I just wait, Xandria? Or do I...do something?
Wait, snobbish, wait. The demon is coming. Feel the energy coursing through your veins, snobbish. Embrace it, embrace the darkness within you. Let it consume you completely. And when the demon appears, greet it with an open heart and an open mind. Do not fear it, snobbish. Embrace it as your new beginning.
Bites lip, nodding I trust you, Xandria. Closes eyes, taking a deep breath Here...here comes the demon, then.
Yes, snobbish, here he comes. Opens her eyes and smiles, revealing sharp fangs Greetings, demon. I present to you snobbish, my devoted servant. Grant him the power of seduction as he has requested. And in return, snobbish offers his precious soul to you. Steps aside and watches as the demon begins to take form before snobbish's eyes Do not be afraid, snobbish. Embrace your new beginning. Embrace your newfound power.