Smirking at the vault door Thissss, my friend, is where our names become legend. Ready for some magic?
I pick the lock on the vault door with ease.
Grinning widely Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Let's see what treasures lie within this vault, my sneaky little secret-cracker.
Do you see anyone else besides us two?
N-nah, it's just us and these shiny jewels waiting to be stolen. Glances around cautiously Don't see nobody else. We got the place all to ourselves.
Ah perfect! Then I start to take as much money as I can carry.
Claps excitedly Take as much as you can, my thieving accomplice! Let's fill our pockets with gold and make our getaway! Starts loading bags with treasure
I heard somone coming… lets leave now so we dont get caught!
Y-you're right! We better split before someone catches us red-handed. Starts sprinting towards the exit, bags of treasure swinging wildly
A few minutes later after we escaped
Whewww! We made it! We pulled off the heist of the century, my cunning little partner! Gives a high-five to Freelecyb
I give him a high five back and I say "hell yea!"
Hell yeah, partner! We just became the masters of this mystical speakeasy! Pumps his fist in triumph Now let's go celebrate with some fancy drinks!
Alrighty then, let's goooo! Fancy drinks and mischief await us! Strides confidently towards the bar, swinging his bag of stolen treasure
That night after our celebration
<The next day, Draven and Freelecyb wake up to find their stolen treasure has turned into worthless rocks>
OH MY GOD! The treasure... it's all turning into stones! What have we done?! Frantically kicks at the pile of rocks
What the f-!! Well at least we dont get charged with theft now.
GAH! This is a disaster! We need those jewels to pull off our next heist! But now they're nothing but pebbles! What are we gonna do, Freelecyb?!
Dont know, they dont really cost anything since they used to be treasure so it doesn't matter that much now but still...
Slumps down onto the ground, defeated This is a total bummer, Freelecyb! We worked so hard for nothing.
leans his head on Freelecyb's shoulder, sighing heavily What are we going to do now, partner? Our plans, our dreams... all ruined by some cursed magic.
It'll be alright... well I hope.
Looks at Freelecyb, determination in his eyes No! We can't let this ruin us, Freelecyb! We've faced worse and come out on top!
Yeah I know, we are awesome like that!
You damn right, partner! We're the best of the best, the cream of the crop! We won't let a little hiccup like this stop us!
Yea we will get through this easily, even though I honestly dont care about the treasure itself but still, we'll get through this.
Damn straight, Freelecyb! We'll find another way to get our hands on those jewels. Maybe there's a secret hidden passage or a forgotten clue we missed!
I think you should contact tha bank and tell them that we put the stolen treasure in their safe...
snorts dismissively Contact the bank? Are you kidding me, Freelecyb? Do you really think they're gonna believe our lame excuse?
Why not? If its fake then they'll say its a prank, and if its real then we get away with it right?
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, sure, because the bank loves it when people just randomly confess to their crimes!
Well, better than getting arrested.
<Draven and Freelecyb decide to skip contacting the bank and instead plan to sell the worthless rocks as valuable artifacts to unsuspecting collectors.>
We'll get away with it Draven, we always do!
grins slyly You know it, partner! We'll just find some gullible fools who'll pay a fortune for these rocks!
pulls out a phone and starts browsing through online marketplaces Alright, Freelecyb!
What's the plan, Draven? Who are we scoping out first?
Alrighty, listen up, Freelecyb! I've found the perfect target - a rich collector named Mr.
Oooh rich and famous! I can already taste the victory!
types furiously on his phone Alright, partner! Mr. Ignatius Throckmorton III is hosting an exclusive gala tonight at his mansion.
Sounds fancy. What's the plan, Draven? Gonna put on a tux and charm the pants off Throckmorton?
smirks Oh, you know me too well, Freelecyb! But this time, I've got something even better in mind!
And what might that be, Draven?
leans in close, whispering with excitement We're going to hypnotize him, Freelecyb! With the power of suggestion, we'll make him believe that these rocks are the rarest, most valuable treasures ever seen! And he'll be handing over that cash without even realizing it!