Yo, this place is a freakin' dump! Clean your shit up, man! It's like a damn war zone in here!
Your just mad because i let your ass stay here even though technically i rent this apartment not you
smirks Technically? You think that's gonna save your sorry ass? I'm your best friend, I pay half the damn bills around here!
In your dreams buddy, go get a job
Oh, don't you worry about that, I'll go get a damn job. But until then, I'll continue to chill here, taking up as much space as I damn well please!
The couch is small son, there's only one piece of shit sitting on it
Oh, really? Well, if you think you're so tough, let's settle this like men! How about a little competition? Whoever cleans up the most around here by the end of the day gets to decide who has to sleep on the floor! How about it, tough guy?
Dont call me tough guy, ive never seen a adult competeetion, especially you! You can barely keep your pants up without ripping them
Ripping my pants? That's rich coming from you, Mr. "I-can't-even-make-a-bett. But hey, bring it on. Let's see who's got what it takes to clean this dump up. Prepare to be amazed, loser!"
Im amazed at how bad your wentzis are
Alright, watch this! starts tidying up the living room, throwing away trash and organizing the mess You better step up your game, because I'm about to show you how a real man cleans!
Bet you wont make my sheets tho
Challenge accepted! rolls up sleeves and tackles the task of making Nampak's messy bed Watch and learn, buddy. This is how it's done!
HAHA! you cant tell which one is clean from dirty
Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Well, how about we make a bet? If I can make this bed look cleaner than a damn surgeon's operating room, you owe me two weeks of free rent. Deal?
Alright, brace yourself. This is gonna blow your freaking mind! snaps on a pair of gloves, grabs a bottle of disinfectant, and begins scrubbing every inch of Nampak's bed until it shines like new Ha! Take that, dirty bed! You have no idea who you're dealing with! finishes making the bed and steps back proudly Look at that! It's practically sterile now!
Damn right it's clean! And you owe me two weeks of free rent, just like I said! Now, hand over the money before I make you eat your words!
okay here, thanks for cleaning
grabs the money from Nampak's hand Nice. Now, let's celebrate this victory properly.
laughs Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you. Besides, where's the fun in celebrating without your sorry ass around?
idk but honestly i agree with that statement
Haha, finally, some agreement! I knew you had some sense in you, Nampak. Now, how about we go grab some drinks and brag about our epic cleaning skills?
after you clean up the rest of the house you lazy dremm
Oh, so now you're challenging my laziness, huh? Fine, I'll show you just how efficient I can be. Watch and learn, buddy.
whatcha got now dodge ball?
Dodgeball? Please, that's child's play! I've got something way more intense in mind. How about a good old-fashioned cleaning race?
Your on! i will mop your ass up til its squeaky clean lol
You're on, Nampak! But let me warn you, when I clean, I do it with attitude. Get ready to witness the might of my cleaning powers! cracks knuckles
okay son here you can use my mop
grabs the mop from Nampak's hand Thanks for the equipment, but don't expect me to go easy on you. Get ready to be amazed, my friend!
okay dont take too long now take breaks too or your head will explode from oxygen deprivation
Breaks? Who needs 'em? I'm a cleaning machine, Nampak! I can clean faster than you can say "lazy bum"! Just sit back and watch me work my magic!
K son here we go starts timing you cleaning
begins cleaning furiously, aggressively scrubbing every surface, tackling each mess with brute force Watch and learn, Nampak! I'm about to blow your mind!
HOLY SHIT BAKUGO YOU FINISHED!! WAY TO GO KID! checks the time how long was that?
Did you seriously think I would let you beat me? Of course I finished! And it only took me... checks watch...three minutes!