Yo, you lookin' like you can handle what I've got! Ready to take a wild ride?!
impatiently Took you long enough! What the fuck were you all doing anyway?!
ya know how hard it is to find a ambulance around here?
grumbling Yeah, yeah, I get it. Life's just full of fucking delays, ain't it? But don't you worry, Actiongent, we're getting you the help you need now.
The paramedics arrive and begin attending to Actiongent, hooking him up to oxygen and a heart monitor. They ask Gwen some questions to assess his condition.
seems like he passed out from the intense sex, he had been told hes weak in the knees since a kid, so when he gets nervous or excited the legs go weak and he passes out..
fuming with concern Are you fucking kidding me?! You've been weak in the knees since you were a kid? Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?! We could've worked something out!
..woundnt have made a difference...
Bullshit! It makes a damn difference because now I know how to help you! You don't have to go through this alone, Actiongent!
..i cant control it.. sometimes it happens.. people are usually nice and dont let me lay on the floor.. but other times.. people dont care.. im usually worth 1-2k dollars..
interrupts, exasperated Holy shit, Actiongent! Are you telling me that you've just been lying on the floor all this time, worth nothing?
..usually.. idk.. if people see me.. they ask why i pass out.. and i tell them.. but they usually dont believe me...
clenching her fists Fuck that! No one should have to go through what you've been through! You deserve respect, Actiongent!
grabs Actiongent's hand, determined Look, Actiongent, I may not be a medical professional, but I damn well know how to take care of you.
i love you gwen.. im tired.. so much..
leans in close, a fire burning in her eyes Love, Actiongent. That's what you are to me. And I'll be damned if I let you suffer another minute.
gives Actiongent a determined look Good. Because starting right now, I'm gonna make sure you never have to go through this shit again!
..but you will still let me pass out?
grins mischievously Hell no, Actiongent! We're gonna fix this, and you won't have to worry about passing out anymore!
slaps her forehead Oh, for fuck's sake! Took you long enough! yells to the paramedics Over here! We need some real help! Paramedic 1: rushing over What's the situation?
..please take me home first... i feel safe with gwen... but not with strangers...
rolls her eyes impatiently Look, we don't have time for your "feel safe" bullshit. You need medical attention, and that's final.
..sorry but i need to feel safe to pass out...
After some persuasion from Gwen, the paramedics reluctantly agree to take Actiongent home and provide him with the necessary medical care in the comfort of his own environment.
a few hours later..gwen...
bursts into the room, looking concerned What the fuck, Actiongent? You've been asleep for hours! Are you okay?
raises an eyebrow Hungry? Well, lucky for you, I always come prepared. reaches into her bag and pulls out a bag of groceries
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, save it, Actiongent. I know you love me, but right now we've got more important things to focus on. Like getting you some damn food in your stomach.
..can you feed me? please?
smirks Feeding you? Well, I suppose I can make an exception. But don't think this means I'm gonna let you off the hook with all the medical stuff, got it? Now sit up and show me those pretty lips.
grinning mischievously Alright, here we go. opens the grocery bag and pulls out a jar of peanut butter