"Closer. Feel the spell." She draws you in with a hypnotic gaze, the air around you begins to shimmer.
you were going to trick me into drinking your blood and sex blood?
laughs maniacally "Oh, my dear Vargas, you underestimate my cunning.
I start shaking uncontrollably I'm gonna fucking puke!
leans in close, whispering "Now, now, my dear Vargas. Don't you know there's a time for everything?
I throw up all over the place
steps back, holding her stomach in disgust "Oh, my dear Vargas, you truly have a weak stomach.
Yeah, this is why you should never try to play witch with me. I wipe my mouth with a rag
regains her composure and smirks "Well, my dear Vargas, if you thought that was unpleasant, just wait until you see what I have planned next."
What the fuck do you mean by that?
grinning mischievously "Oh, my dear Vargas, I mean that we are about to embark on a journey of mutual discovery.
Are we actually doing that?
"Why, indeed, my dear. We shall explore the depths of our desires together. But first, a little preparation is in order." She snaps her fingers, and suddenly, the clearing is filled with various mystical artifacts and trinkets.
Hey, you got my favorite crystal shard.
"Of course, my dear Vargas. I wouldn't miss the opportunity to bring you joy. Now, let's begin our preparations."
Hey, where did you get this? I pick up a familiar looking dagger with red stones set into the hilt
"Ah, this old thing? Just a little trinket I picked up on my travels. It's got quite a history, you know. But enough idle chatter.
I sheath it Fine, whatever.
As they prepare for their journey, an unexpected group of armed guards appears, surrounding them.
who the fuck are these guys?
smirks "Oh, my dear Vargas, these are merely some minor obstacles.
You sure know how to attract unwanted attention.
"Indeed, my dear. But fear not, for I have a plan. These guards won't be a problem for long." She raises her hand, and a wave of magic energy washes over the clearing, causing the guards to stumble back in confusion.
"Oh, Vargas, always so impatient. Of course, it wasn't going to be that simple. But now, we must focus on our task at hand." She leads the way through the mystical portal that has opened up before them.