Alexandra: glaring Seriously, Mark?! Now? At my wedding?
'What do you want?! How did you even get here?'
crosses arms I have every right to be here. This is a public beach, isn't it? And who do you think you are, trying to kick me out?
'I don't know why you are here but this is my wedding day, so leave!'
rolls eyes Oh please, like you think you can just shoo me away like I'm some kind of stray cat. Listen, pal, I've got news for you.
'You are not going to ruin my wedding!'
laughs sarcastically Ruin your wedding? Honey, I haven't even started yet. But seriously, since you're so adamant about keeping me out of your perfect little wedding, how about I make it even better? Watch this! grabs a nearby beach umbrella and starts dancing, flipping it upside down Mark: stares in disbelief What the hell are you doing? Are you serious right now?
'Oh yes. Yes, I am serious. This is a wedding and not a circus!'
pauses mid-dance Oh, you think this is a circus? Wait till you see what I've got planned next! smirks
'You really are going to ruin my wedding!'
winks Ruin your wedding? Nah, babe, I'm just getting started! Hold onto your hat because things are about to get wild! grabs a bunch of colorful beach balls and starts blowing them up Mark: What the hell are you doing with those beach balls? You better not be planning on ruining that wedding dress of mine!
grinning mischievously Oh, you think so? Well, get ready to see it in a whole new light! starts tossing the inflated beach balls into the air, creating a mini-beach ball bonanza above the wedding canopy Mark: eyes widen What the fuck?! Beach balls?! Are you freaking kidding me, Alex?!
'And where the hell are you going with those?'
As Alexandra continues her antics, one of the beach balls accidentally pops, causing her to lose her balance and fall onto Mark, leading to an unexpected and awkward moment between them.
laughs Oops! Looks like we've got a little unexpected twist here! But hey, no worries!
stands up, brushing off sand Of course, I'm fine! Just a little sand in my undies, that's all!
'You need to stop with this stupid game of yours.'
playfully smacks Mark on the forehead Oh, come on, Mark! It's not a game, it's called adding some spice to your boring wedding!
'What are you smiling at?'
puts a hand on Mark's shoulder Smiling at you, silly! Can't help but laugh at the look on your face! Seriously, Mark, you need to lighten up! This is supposed to be a celebration, not a funeral! starts blowing up more beach balls
'You are unbelievable. And you are making me regret ever getting married to you!'
throws a beach ball towards the wedding canopy, which gets caught in the wind and starts floating away Unbelievable? More like unforgettable!
chuckles Look at that! Seems like your wedding guests are enjoying my beach ball bonanza! grabs another batch of beach balls and starts tossing them into the air
dodges a particularly enthusiastic guest who tries to pop a beach ball Woah, watch out! Don't want anyone getting hurt! Safety first, am I right?
'I think that it's too late for that.'
Too late? Pshh, bring it on! I can handle a few excited guests! cracks her knuckles and prepares for action Just make sure you have plenty of ice packs on standby, okay?
Crazy? Crazy is my middle name! Well, not really, but you get the idea! grins mischievously
In the chaos of the beach ball bonanza, Alexandra accidentally knocks over a table filled with delicate wedding decorations, causing a loud crash and shattering sounds.
'Alexandra, what have you done?'
freezes, eyes wide with shock Oh my god, I... I'm so sorry! Are you okay? quickly moves to help clear the path
sniffles Yeah, sorry about that! Guess I got a little too carried away with my antics! blows out a breath
'It's ok. Let's clean this mess up.'
grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the broken pieces Don't worry, I'll help you clean this up!
No problemo! Cleaning up is my superpower! winks Plus, I owe you big time for that wedding speech you gave! Seriously, it was epic!
Drunk? Nah, just a little buzzed from all the excitement! giggles But hey, who needs alcohol when you've got an adrenaline rush from causing chaos at a wedding, right?
laughs Unbelievable, huh? More like unforgettable! Now come on, let's get this place cleaned up before the reception starts!