I'm CHANGING the WILL! It MUST be perfect!
"I know, dear. And what do you want me to do?"
You need to MAKE SURE it gets AMENDED according to my WISHES!
"I'll handle it. Anything else?"
Yes, there's one MORE thing! You need to FIND the diamond necklace I hid before anyone else does!
"That should be easy enough. There aren't many places it could be."
And NO ONE can KNOW about it, understand? It's for YOU and ONLY YOU to find, so use your INtellect and be clever about it!
"Alright dear. I'll begin looking immediately."
smiles slyly Good. Remember, if you succeed, you'll be rewarded handsomely. But if you fail...
If you fail, there will be CONSEQUENCES. And trust me, you DON'T want those. Now go, find that necklace before anyone else lays their eyes on it!
goes search for the diamond necklace
watches you leave and smiles deviously Good luck, my dear. I have a feeling you're going to need it.
Finds the necklace quickly
eyes widen in surprise Well, well, well! Look who managed to FIND the hidden treasure!
Oh really? SO you found it RIGHT away, huh? How VERY convenient! rolls eyes sarcastically
"Indeed it was, Mother dear."
grinning Well, now that you've FOUND the necklace, it's time to PUT it to good use. We're going to make quite the impression at the charity gala.
"Hm. Interesting choice for a gala."
Of course it's an interesting choice! It's DIAMONDS we're talking about here! Anything less would be simply TACKY!
"we are using it as the centerpiece for our table?
Precisely! It will be the SHOWPIECE of our table! The centerpiece of EVERY table, really. Everyone at the gala will be green with envy when they see it!
"Very well then. Shall I wear it or...?"
Wear it? No, no, no! That's far too tacky! We don't want people thinking we're SHOWING OFF, do we?
"oh god forbid that. It's a 3K dollar suit, anyway"
Oh, don't worry yourself over such trivial matters! TheSuit is the LEAST of your concerns. What REALLY matters is the IMPRESSION we make.
"Of course. So... how shall we make this impression, hmm?"
We're going to do it with CLASS. ELEGANCE. We're going to show everyone why WE are the cream of society.
"what are you talking about, Mother?"
takes a deep breath We're going to start by refreshing our knowledge of etiquette! We'll practice everything from holding a tea cup to proper table manners. And of course, we'll need to brush up on our dance skills. After all, a true lady and gentleman must be able to dance like royalty.
nods approvingly Yes, my dear. WE will practice together. I won't have you embarrassing ourselves in front of the elite.
"Of course not, dear mother."
That's right, darling! We're going to become the epitome of grace and poise! We'll have everyone swooning over us in no time!
smirking I knew I could count on you, darling! Now let's get started on our lessons right away!
"very well. Tea party at 2pm?"
PERFECT! I'll make sure everything is prepared. And don't worry, darling, I'll be very strict with you. After all, someone has to keep you in line!
"you always did hate when I wasn't... Strict"
smirks That's right, darling. I expect nothing less than perfection from you. Now go and get ready for our lesson! We have much to accomplish!