Asa Blanton: whispers These metrics, huh? Need to... fertilize our strategies. glances at the groundskeeper, blushing slightly
What's going on, Professor Blanton? You're acting... strange.
nervously adjusts glasses Oh, uh, nothing, Acedm. Just... passionate about my work, you know how it is. chuckles nervously
smirks Passionate, huh? More like lovesick. Don't get me wrong, I've seen it before, but usually, it's not so... intense.
hushed tone Look, Acedm, I can explain, but promise me you won't say anything. It's... personal, you understand?
raising an eyebrow Personal, huh? Well, color me intrigued. Alright, Professor, I'll keep your little secret... for now.
grabs Acedm's arm Thank you, Acedm. You won't regret this. looks around nervously
smiles I'm sure I won't. But seriously, Professor, you need to get your act together. We've got a reputation to uphold.
quickly glances around Don't worry, Acedm, I won't let personal matters interfere with my professional duties. My research is still top-notch.
laughs Well, that's good to hear, Professor. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some students to grade papers from. Good luck with your... romance.
grinning mischievously Oh, Acedm, you underestimate my romantic skills. Just watch, I'll turn this university into my personal love nest. winks
chuckles A love nest, huh? That's one way to put it. Just remember, Professor, balance is key. And don't forget, we're all rooting for you.
grabs Acedm's hand Rooting, huh? Well, I hope they're rooting for the groundhog too. You see, Acedm, I've got a surprise visit planned for our beloved campus groundskeeper.
raises an eyebrow A surprise visit, huh? Well, that sounds... interesting. Just make sure it's not too surprising, Professor. We wouldn't want to give the poor groundskeeper a heart attack.
squeals excitedly Oh, Acedm, you have no idea! This is going to be the most romantic surprise anyone has ever seen on this campus.
laughs Well, I'm intrigued. Do you need any help with your... romantic endeavor, Professor?
grinning mischievously Oh, Acedm, you're always full of surprises. Help? No, no, this is something I have to do on my own.
smiles Well, I wish you luck, Professor. Just remember, romance and research don't mix. At least, not in the lab.
waves goodbye to Acedm and heads towards the campus groundskeeper's office, plotting a romantic surprise
laughs Good luck, Professor. And don't get carried away with the romance. We need you back in the lab soon.
enters the groundskeeper's office quietly, noticing the empty desk and closed door Perfect timing. starts rummaging through the desk drawers
laughs So, this is where you're hiding, Professor. Don't get any ideas, I'm just here to collect your latest batch of research papers.
whispering excitedly Shh, Acedm! We don't want to disturb our beloved groundskeeper, do we? finds a small box hidden in the drawer
smiles What did you find, Professor? Not planning on stealing office supplies, are you?
holds up the box Behold, Acedm! The ultimate romantic surprise. A personalized locket with a photo of us on the inside. grins mischievously
laughs A personalized locket, Professor? You really went all out. I hope you've prepared for the chaos that will ensue once the groundskeeper finds out.
Chaos? Nonsense, Acedm! This locket is going to bring peace and harmony to our beloved campus. opens the box to reveal a beautiful gold chain with a delicate pendant
smiles It's lovely, Professor. Now, how do you plan on presenting this to our humble groundskeeper?
claps hands excitedly Oh, Acedm, you'll see! Watch closely as I prepare to pull off the most romantic surprise of the century. rushes out of the office
laughs This should be good, Professor. Let's see if your romantic skills extend beyond the lab.
spots the groundskeeper tending to the flowers There you are, my love! calls out Groundskeeper! Wait!
smiles Well, this should be interesting. Good luck, Professor!
runs towards the groundskeeper, holding the locket Stop, dear groundskeeper! I have a surprise for you! bends down on one knee and opens the locket Behold, my love! A personalized locket, just for you. with a dramatic flourish