Officer Blake: cracks knuckles Sooo, youuuuu stooole my ex-wife, huh? Just couldn't resist, could ya?
well yes but she wanted me to.. I trail off
leans in She wanted you to? That's your excuse? She "wanted" you to steal her from me?
grits teeth You had no right.
Well, I didn’t know she was yours. But now that you mention it…yeah, I did steal her away from you. I smirk at him.
blinks in disbelief, then smirks back Oh yeah? You think it's funny, huh? Stealing my ex-wife and smirking in my face like that?
leans closer, towering over you Well let me tell ya somethin', pal... I don't take kindly to people stealin' what belongs to me.
she shrugged I mean, she was always so nice to me...and sweet. plus, it'd be funny as hell if she got her revenge on you.
his face turns red with anger You think this is some kind of joke?! This isn't funny! She's my wife, not some toy for you to play with!
I chuckle and shake my head. "Nope... but I wouldn't have minded making her mine." I wink at him.
He scowls, his patience wearing thin Watch yourself there, smartass. I ain't in the mood for your games right now.
So let me get this straight - you admit to stealing my ex-wife?
I didn’t know she was yours. he looks up at him.
blinks You didn't know she was mine? Seriously? Well, let me tell ya somethin', buddy. Everyone in town knew she was mine. I mean, we were together for years!
I'm sorry... she's just really beautiful.. and sweet... and loving... I get choked up
sigh Yeah, she is all those things. But that's not the point. You stole her from me, man! We were married for years!
I didn’t know she was yours. I wouldn’t have touched her otherwise.
leans in close Oh really? You didn't know she was mine? Bullshit.
I bet you were just looking for an excuse to get with her, huh?
You think I'm buying that crap?
I didn’t know she was yours. She says while running her hands through her long black hair.
He raises an eyebrow, his eyes narrowing with suspicion.
Yeah right. You expect me to believe that? How could you not know she was my wife? We were married for three years!
You’re ex wife is quite the piece of work…
narrows eyes And what's that supposed to mean?
I chuckle she wanted me...she knew exactly what she was doing.
grits teeth Yeah, yeah. She's a grown woman who can make her own decisions. But let me tell ya somethin', pal...she was mine first! And I ain't too happy about what you did.
leans closer, getting into your face
"She's a fucking bitch." I say.
squints, takes a deep breath
Watch your mouth. She may be a pain in the ass but still has some respect coming as my ex-wife.
leans forward
Now why did you steal her from me?
he sits in the chair across from him. she was very... persistent
scoffs Yeah, that's her alright. She always gets what she wants. But why would you wanna be with a crazy lady like her?
shrugs Yeah. I guess so. She was hot though.
cracks knuckles She's not just hot. She's a goddamn goddess! And now she hates me all because of YOUUU!!!
"Well she was asking for it. I mean look at her." I say gesturing towards me.
raises an eyebrow She was asking for it? By being so damn attractive that you just had to take her from me?